help me please

[peterpan]

I believe am at the early stages of senility and I believe I am beginning to think like Smeg, with the following symptoms:
I am having difficulty identifying reality and imagination.

I asked my wife this morning are you dead?:
And are you Hi So?:
In My imagination I started to believe my wife was one of my dead Girl friends and being my GF of course she was Gorgeous, rich and university educated, as well as being a heiress to her fathers fortune. in my demented state I walked off my listed stately 5,000 years old home to my yacht moored in the marina (one of my many investments). My Gorgeous heiress on my arm, and My full crop of flowing locks blowing in the breeze.

Does anyone believe me?

[SEA Traveler]

hardly but it has the makings of a fantasy story... :-)

[DrAndy]

In My imagination I started to believe my wife was one of my dead Girl friends and being my GF of course she was Gorgeous, rich and university educated, as well as being a heiress to her fathers fortune

so you had good sex then?

[peterpan]

Fvking brilliant sex Doc, how could it not be two lovely young people caught 9in the throes of passionate and GOOD sex.

[Rural Surin]

Drugs will help.

[kingwilly]

Jaysus, up them meds.

[Dillinger]

cod liver oil Pete. have yourself a wank too

[peterpan]

Been the problem in the past RS, maybe I should just give up like you and smeg, let the drugs takeover.

[pseudolus]

Fvking brilliant sex Doc, how could it not be two lovely young people caught 9in the throes of passionate and GOOD sex.

All the more amazing in that she is Gorgeous, rich, university educated, as well as being a heiress to her fathers fortune on top of being a great shag considering she was a virgin.

[Rural Surin]

Been the problem in the past RS, maybe I should just give up like you and smeg, let the drugs takeover.

There ya go, PP...
It's the only way.

[Norton]

The fantasy.

my yacht

My full crop of flowing locks blowing in the breeze.

Then Andy woke up.

[peterpan]

This is a serious subject folks (smeg / prawny) needs to be taken seriously otherwise he will go into remission and his parents cant afford the psychiatrists bills.

[hazz]

I thought that ENT was smeg and therefor getting lots of unwarranted attention and git takes him seriously so that should be enough shouldn't it?

[peterpan]

Hazz, there are a shed load of serious nut cases in this form. beginning with Smeg ending with who knows what the newest dingbat member is, I am just saying I'm potentially loopy as anyone here. Give me a crack at it.
You never know, I could be the new Ant, I come from the right country. Ant comes from NZ and ENT says he does as well, fruit loops both of them.

[slackula]

You are feeding smeg's attention needs with threads like this. Just ignore him and he'll go away.

[MANICHAEAN]

“Once a man, twice a child” is the saying.
I’m in my 70th year and my bank manager has informed me that I have enough for “long term care” provisions.
He seemed quite miffed, that my interpretation of such a particular existence included a Rio carnival belly-dancer live in nurse. Ronny Biggs had it sussed out!!!!!

[hazz]

Hazz, there are a shed load of serious nut cases in this form. beginning with Smeg ending with who knows what the newest dingbat member is, I am just saying I'm potentially loopy as anyone here. Give me a crack at it.
You never know, I could be the new Ant, I come from the right country. Ant comes from NZ and ENT says he does as well, fruit loops both of them.

we can all see the pain in that post and feel for you, and we all wish you the best of luck as you search for your inner loony

ENT was at one time claiming to be welsh, I guess he could be a NZ immigrant... after all both countries would feel very familiar all those hills, snow and sheep

[ENT]

I see you got your inaccurate post re the Laurentide event removed from the climate change thread.

Are you feeling a bit sensitive Hazz, need to appear squeeky clean eh?

Sick narcissistic nutter.

You also say above;

"I thought that ENT was smeg"

My my, you're an obsessive and deluded narcissist to boot.

And what's the matter with you Peter Pan? Need some attention too, you circle jerker.

[peterpan]

Circle jerk, sounds like an idea, can you bring the beer?

[sabang]

I started to believe my wife was one of my dead Girl friends and being my GF of course she was Gorgeous, rich and university educated, as well as being a heiress to her fathers fortune. in my demented state I walked off my listed stately 5,000 years old home to my yacht moored in the marina (one of my many investments). My Gorgeous heiress on my arm, and My full crop of flowing locks blowing in the breeze.

If thats senility, bring it on.

[hazz]

Actually Hazz, did you ever suspect that I'm really Smeg?

^^^Well you do seem to have uncovered evidence that I am as loony as peter pan, after all you did 'claim' to be smeg and I didn't dismiss it as one of your fantasies, though your sensitivity to me calling smeg.... smug is quite convincing; after all why would anyone get sensitive about smeg being called smug?

Yes you are quite right, my mail did get deleted. I suspect because I was being more than a little unkind to boon me. as for your conspiracy theories, If i arranged to get my post deleted, don't you think I would had yours deleted too? critical analysis has never been your strong point has it

[Norton]

Then Andy woke up.

If thats senility, bring it on.

Has it's downsides. Should have been, "Then Peter work up".

[ENT]

Actually Hazz, did you ever suspect that I'm really Smeg?

^^^Well you do seem to have uncovered evidence that I am as loony as peter pan, after all you did 'claim' to be smeg and I didn't dismiss it as one of your fantasies, though your sensitivity to me calling smeg.... smug is quite convincing; after all why would anyone get sensitive about smeg being called smug?

Yes you are quite right, my mail did get deleted. I suspect because I was being more than a little unkind to boon me. as for your conspiracy theories, If i arranged to get my post deleted, don't you think I would had yours deleted too? critical analysis has never been your strong point has it

You are totally deluded.

I haven't ever claimed to be Smeg or anyone else. Where did you get that idea from?

What conspiracy theory are you on about that relates to your climate change post?
I thought that it was a perfectly good post other than the inaccurate dating of the event you were referring to.

And why would you get my post re. the Laurentide event deleted? It was pertinent and accurate.

I did quote yours before its removal, simply as you may put it, in critical analysis of one point only, the date of the event.

There's nothing unfair in doing that or in that post that I made.

Are you trying to say that you didn't arrange for the mods to delete your post, that they chose to delete it against your will, instead?

Seems odd that the mods deleted the post because of comments made to boonmee when comments levelled at me are frequently rude and out of place.

[kingwilly]

You're a fucking lunatic and a walty mitty Ent, no way could peterpan ever manage to pretend to be halfway as fuked in the head as you are, no way.

[ENT]

When the fwk did I ever say I was normal?

I see you've got a new monicker for your imagined enemies now, you've been spouting out Walter and Walter Mitty a few times at others lately.

Makes a change from the usual moron or liar and such that you use.

Anway, the real Wally Mitties are Ants-not-a-lawyer-Robertson the furniture man and then we've got Latindancer the daredevil, fearless cross channel night-time swimmer, mountaineer and superbike speedster (not), part time tefler and motor mechanic and I do read he built a thermite powered rocket in his spare time while studying karate way before Bruce Lee got famous, all inspired by Popular Mechanics.

He reckons he's a welder and a dab hand at oxy-cutting too.
Now go away and change your nappies.