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    Thai women age wonderfully

    Anyone notice?

    Look at this woman, fantastic character in her face



    She'll also sell you a wooden frog for 100baht

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    Yet, she's not Thai.....

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    Still fancy Chiang Mai, SP ?

    I see Withnallstoke loitering at the bottom with intent. I bet he'd bash the granny out of it

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    Thai women age wonderfully
    Indeed - well salted the flavour will improve for a few years.

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    ^^^^and she's only 20, fit as fuck though and flexible, tasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    I see Withnallstoke loitering at the bottom with intent. I bet he'd bash the granny out of it
    She will sell him her virginity for 200 baht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    She'll also sell you a wooden frog for 100baht
    I would rather kiss the frog, wooden or real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    I see Withnallstoke loitering at the bottom with intent. I bet he'd bash the granny out of it
    She will sell him her virginity for 200 baht.
    worth the baht if she'd take it up the wrong'un.

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    What's the oldest Thai Woman one has poled?

    Me 40 years, just once

    Any one done older than that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious View Post
    What's the oldest Thai Woman one has poled?

    Me 40 years, just once

    Any one done older than that?
    That's a bit harsh excluding Socal like that. Change the criteria to "Oldest thai that you have poled, or been poled by". Don't want him feeling left out after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus
    worth the baht if she'd take it up the wrong'un.
    Get it free. Just tell her it slipped.

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    What kind of wood do they use to create the frogs?

    Is it some kind of rare exotic black wood?

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    ^^^Socal is my buddy we go hanging out of billy boys together.

    The old adage "It's all right to give it as long as you don't take it" is our dictum. My buddy Socal actually has this statement tattooed along the length of his massive blue veined mutton dagger.

    The point you raised is very PC and I fucking intensely dislike kweers. However, we must not exclude our older member such as Sir Winsome, Mid and the other lunch pushing back practitioner Robtherich of uphill gardening fame.

    Thus what is The oldest Thai you have poled (without vomiting) or been poled by?

    Me 40

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    What kind of wood do they use to create the frogs?

    Is it some kind of rare exotic black wood?
    Mai Kob and they don't create them (they aint our lord in heaven) they carve em out of Mai Kob

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    I see Withnallstoke loitering at the bottom with intent. I bet he'd bash the granny out of it
    She will sell him her virginity for 200 baht.
    worth the baht if she'd take it up the wrong'un.

    She did, and it was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious
    Thus what is The oldest Thai you have poled (without vomiting) or been poled by? Me 40
    60+ because i'm not that fussy and the slow ones can't run off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious
    Thus what is The oldest Thai you have poled (without vomiting) or been poled by? Me 40
    60+ because i'm not that fussy and the slow ones can't run off.
    Sure winner there, you win a prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    She did, and it was.
    200 baht!! Should have asked for the VIP discount package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious View Post
    What's the oldest Thai Woman one has poled?

    Me 40 years, just once

    Any one done older than that?
    Can,t top that one on a Thai bird but have visited a mature knocking shop back home.
    Think one or two there in their fifties,but still pretty well held together put a fucking big smile on my face.

    The op photo,on a pull a pig night I have seen mates bag similar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious View Post
    What's the oldest Thai Woman one has poled?

    Me 40 years, just once

    Any one done older than that?
    Can,t top that one on a Thai bird but have visited a mature knocking shop back home.
    Think one or two there in their fifties,but still pretty well held together put a fucking big smile on my face.

    The op photo,on a pull a pig night I have seen mates bag similar!
    Before I'd had carnal pleasure of said 40 year old wench. My wife (now happily ex) says to me one day.

    "Dalink, today my burday"

    To which I responded. "Oh really, and how old would you be now on this bright, sunny god given day?"

    "turty two" was her reply.

    To which I countered "Congratulations you are now the oldest women I've ever fucked"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious View Post
    What's the oldest Thai Woman one has poled?

    Me 40 years, just once

    Any one done older than that?
    Can,t top that one on a Thai bird but have visited a mature knocking shop back home.
    Think one or two there in their fifties,but still pretty well held together put a fucking big smile on my face.

    The op photo,on a pull a pig night I have seen mates bag similar!
    I have never worked out why men pay to fuck old or fat birds. walk into any bar in the world, see one, say "Heh fugly, you don't make me feel that physically sick so pop this paper bag on your head and I'm gonna split your whiskers" and you have a 50% chance of a jump for free.

    A pensioners brothel? Dear god man - bet you had to pay a premium as well for the "fetish" service of boning a grannie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post

    A pensioners brothel? Dear god man - bet you had to pay a premium as well for the "fetish" service of boning a grannie.
    Something I wouldn't want to publicize...as you know he's not being facetious.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
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    What's the oldest Thai Woman one has poled?

    Me 40 years, just once

    Any one done older than that?
    Can,t top that one on a Thai bird but have visited a mature knocking shop back home.
    Think one or two there in their fifties,but still pretty well held together put a fucking big smile on my face.

    The op photo,on a pull a pig night I have seen mates bag similar!
    I have never worked out why men pay to fuck old or fat birds. walk into any bar in the world, see one, say "Heh fugly, you don't make me feel that physically sick so pop this paper bag on your head and I'm gonna split your whiskers" and you have a 50% chance of a jump for free.

    A pensioners brothel? Dear god man - bet you had to pay a premium as well for the "fetish" service of boning a grannie.
    Yes they where knocking on a bit but as said were well held together and none were ugly or fat for that matter.
    I am a man who believes variety is the spice of life as far as women are concerned,therefore all must be sampled.

    As for pull a pig night I could never nail that one,I have some filthy fucking mates that just require the subject is female of age with a pulse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious View Post
    What's the oldest Thai Woman one has poled?

    Me 40 years, just once

    Any one done older than that?
    Can,t top that one on a Thai bird but have visited a mature knocking shop back home.
    Think one or two there in their fifties,but still pretty well held together put a fucking big smile on my face.

    The op photo,on a pull a pig night I have seen mates bag similar!
    Before I'd had carnal pleasure of said 40 year old wench. My wife (now happily ex) says to me one day.

    "Dalink, today my burday"

    To which I responded. "Oh really, and how old would you be now on this bright, sunny god given day?"

    "turty two" was her reply.

    To which I countered "Congratulations you are now the oldest women I've ever fucked"
    Like it!

    Yeh from about 19 to 25 are good ages for me.

    Or used to be , Fucking married now game over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post

    A pensioners brothel? Dear god man - bet you had to pay a premium as well for the "fetish" service of boning a grannie.
    Something I wouldn't want to publicize...as you know he's not being facetious.

    Rural what you took from pseudolus quote is bollocks!

    However I have no problem being up front

    Pleasure can be found in many places,besides where I come from If you did not get lucky you took second best,then third,fourth and so on.

    No shame all fucking good fun!

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