Anyone notice?
Look at this woman, fantastic character in her face
She'll also sell you a wooden frog for 100baht
Anyone notice?
Look at this woman, fantastic character in her face
She'll also sell you a wooden frog for 100baht
Yet, she's not Thai.....
Still fancy Chiang Mai, SP ?
I see Withnallstoke loitering at the bottom with intent. I bet he'd bash the granny out of it
Indeed - well salted the flavour will improve for a few years.Thai women age wonderfully
^^^^and she's only 20, fit as fuck though and flexible, tasty.
She will sell him her virginity for 200 baht.Originally Posted by Dillinger
I would rather kiss the frog, wooden or real.Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
What's the oldest Thai Woman one has poled?
Me 40 years, just once
Any one done older than that?
Get it free. Just tell her it slipped.Originally Posted by pseudolus
What kind of wood do they use to create the frogs?
Is it some kind of rare exotic black wood?
^^^Socal is my buddy we go hanging out of billy boys together.
The old adage "It's all right to give it as long as you don't take it" is our dictum. My buddy Socal actually has this statement tattooed along the length of his massive blue veined mutton dagger.
The point you raised is very PC and I fucking intensely dislike kweers. However, we must not exclude our older member such as Sir Winsome, Mid and the other lunch pushing back practitioner Robtherich of uphill gardening fame.
Thus what is The oldest Thai you have poled (without vomiting) or been poled by?
Me 40
60+ because i'm not that fussy and the slow ones can't run off.Originally Posted by Malicious
200 baht!! Should have asked for the VIP discount package.Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Before I'd had carnal pleasure of said 40 year old wench. My wife (now happily ex) says to me one day.
"Dalink, today my burday"
To which I responded. "Oh really, and how old would you be now on this bright, sunny god given day?"
"turty two" was her reply.
To which I countered "Congratulations you are now the oldest women I've ever fucked"
I have never worked out why men pay to fuck old or fat birds. walk into any bar in the world, see one, say "Heh fugly, you don't make me feel that physically sick so pop this paper bag on your head and I'm gonna split your whiskers" and you have a 50% chance of a jump for free.
A pensioners brothel? Dear god man - bet you had to pay a premium as well for the "fetish" service of boning a grannie.
Yes they where knocking on a bit but as said were well held together and none were ugly or fat for that matter.
I am a man who believes variety is the spice of life as far as women are concerned,therefore all must be sampled.
As for pull a pig night I could never nail that one,I have some filthy fucking mates that just require the subject is female of age with a pulse!
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