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    What really dumb thing did you do today?

    Aside of course from spending too much time playing TD warrior.

    Anyway I'll lead: I'm eating pumpkin seeds and drinking beer, right.

    The beer I'm drinking from a glass, the pumpkin seeds out of a packet poured into my hand.

    I pick up the glass of beer and pour it into my hand narrowly missing drenching my keyboard.

    Anyway the moral of the story is ya gotta always pay attention. Even if you be just drinking beer and eatin' pumpkin seeds.
    From the Gospel of Earl

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    Oooops up side ya head
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    In November I went to Pattaya to get my Cider, and whilst there bought a shit load of sausages and bacon. The last pack of sausages I had defrosted a month ago, smelt them and thought they were off, and chucked them into the freezer again knowing I could give them to the GF family and they would be happy as larry. Today, forgetting about this, I cooked them up straight from the freezer and had some for lunch. Only after I had had a couple did I think they tasted a bit rum, and then remembered. Stomach is doing cartwheel now and lift off scheduled for about an hour I reckon.

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    Left the car on the road outside the house so young daughter can play on her sledge in the snow in the driveway, now watch some cnut with out of control car hit it

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    Nothing more than usual. A friend of mine fell down the stairs. I'm sending him one of these. He's old.


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    last night/today.
    Went out for a beer, can recall the evening up until about 10.00pm, woke this morning in a strange room and goes home.

    Phone goooone (Nokia Lumia 920), call it and it is turned off....bye bye phone.

    5.00pm this arvo it turns on !! gave it a call and someone had handed it in to the reception at some short time rooms !!!!

    Result :-)
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    I argued.

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    Had surgery last week, decided the Dr. didn't know what he was talking about and I'd be fine to work out today...

    He did, I wasn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldgit View Post
    Left the car on the road outside the house so young daughter can play on her sledge in the snow in the driveway, now watch some cnut with out of control car hit it
    Hopefully someone had insurance.
    Moral there; is live where there ain't no snow.

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    Locked myself out of the house. I had to wait 45 mins for the mrs to arrive with a key.

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    Ready to leave the house.
    Nip into the bathroom for a quick mouthrinse and a dab of talc around the knackers.

    Talc tastes horrible, but it could have been worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla View Post
    Locked myself out of the house. I had to wait 45 mins for the mrs to arrive with a key.
    Did your nasty neighbors glare at you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    In November I went to Pattaya to get my Cider, and whilst there bought a shit load of sausages and bacon. The last pack of sausages I had defrosted a month ago, smelt them and thought they were off, and chucked them into the freezer again knowing I could give them to the GF family and they would be happy as larry. Today, forgetting about this, I cooked them up straight from the freezer and had some for lunch. Only after I had had a couple did I think they tasted a bit rum, and then remembered. Stomach is doing cartwheel now and lift off scheduled for about an hour I reckon.
    Heh heh.....
    The poisoning plan backfired.

    That'll teach ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla View Post
    Locked myself out of the house. I had to wait 45 mins for the mrs to arrive with a key.

    Oddly enough, we don't have keys [or proper locks] for our houses.....

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    It was too cold (18 degrees) to do anything dumb. Just sat around shivering. Finally went to the gym, just to break a sweat and warm up a bit.

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    I went to 7/11 to buy bread and they didn't have any. So, I bought 2 bottles of Chang Draught instead. It's more expensive so I feel really dumb.

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    my students were being especially annoying, so i kept them in the classroom during break, so they got to sit around and chat in an AC room and I missed my 1 break of the day.

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    i got out of bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Nip into the bathroom for a quick mouthrinse and a dab of talc around the knackers.

    Talc tastes horrible, but it could have been worse.
    You're supposed to use the talc on your own knackers...heh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla View Post
    Locked myself out of the house. I had to wait 45 mins for the mrs to arrive with a key.

    Oddly enough, we don't have keys [or proper locks] for our houses.....
    I take it you got fuck all worth nicking then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles
    Phone goooone (Nokia Lumia 920), call it and it is turned off....bye bye phone. 5.00pm this arvo it turns on !! gave it a call and someone had handed it in to the reception at some short time rooms !!!! Result :-)
    Call the wife and tell her to pick it up on her way home!

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    Got out of the shower this morning and the girl says my body still looks good darling.
    Silly me says if you got rid of that beer gut it would.
    Been drinking alone all day, pissed and posting here at 9.30.
    All good gives me another day on the piss tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Oddly enough, we don't have keys [or proper locks] for our houses.....
    Electronic containment is best for social missfits.

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    I've done nothing stupid for a few days now, this is quite rare.

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    logged on, read this...Could do a socal search and exchange a pearl for a nugget if you need more.

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