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Old 09-01-2013, 04:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Random Drug Testing. Would you submit?

There has been reports of mass random drug testing going down in many entertainment areas with up to 400 people being tested at any one time including foreigners here in Pattaya.

We all have probably been stopped at the many drink drive stations but I have never been asked to urinate in a little plastic jar when on foot and out and about in Thailand.

I was asked today by a doctor currently working on a new local product about whether I would object to being tested and more importantly would I consider it an invasion of my privacy.

I honestly said it would not worry me as I don't take drugs but advised this doctor he may have problems convincing others to do so.

Where better to ask this question than right here on Teakdoor.

What would you do if you were handed a surgical bag, asked to sign and open the bag, urinate in the container, close it and sign and date the outer label?

Thanks in advance for your honest response.

This is a typical test container currently being used in Australia.



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Done it at work in Australia, would not be happy if asked to do it in Thailand when out enjoying myself.
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I honestly said it would not worry me as I don't take drugs but advised this doctor he may have problems convincing others to do so.
I wouldn't mind either, especially if I accidently pissed on a policeman trousers, which could happen with a rampant cock with a mind of its own.

Mind you.....doubt if he would piss himself laughing if I did
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situation needs defining .

Police - no choice .

Work - choice but refusal normally means no job .
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It's par for the course in NZ if you operate machinery.No piss=no job.
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would not be happy if asked to do it in Thailand when out enjoying myself.
Apparently the law here requires that you take the random test and if you refuse you can be detained and taken for a test at another more official location.
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I honestly said it would not worry me as I don't take drugs but advised this doctor he may have problems convincing others to do so.
As long as nobody wants to nail you for something when your clean sample turns "dirty"...
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I wonder mind except for the fact that in the back of my mind I would assume it was just a reused empty cup and the copper is only doing it to collect tea money from me. Theres no way the cops would take this seriously and will only use it as a method to extort cash... just like breathtests for booze.
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I don't wish to boast about my 'size' but that thing looks a little small for my bladder capacity, I predict a few overflow incidents there.
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especially if I accidently pissed on a policeman trousers,
I am working on a new container design that suits Bangyai shaped penises and more lady user friendly profiling.
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I really don't think it would be as easy as just refusing. It would be completely pointless otherwise.
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I've done D+A tests every time I go off shore, no problem for me.

I would be wary of doing a test for the BIB here as I have no trust in them.

I personaly know of 2 people who were so out of their nuts and pissed that they killed people whilst driving and were offered a 'clean reading' for 20k.

I'm sure the BIB can do it the other way round too.
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As long as nobody wants to nail you for something when your clean sample turns "dirty"...
That's the reason they have asked me to come up with a tamper proof alternative and one that cannot be emptied with the urine being replaced by donor clean urine.
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Wouldn't bother me. I'd be annoyed and would make a few choice comments to the pig involved, but I do that as a matter of course.
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I would be wary of doing a test for the BIB here as I have no trust in them.
The filled test unit will never leave your hand and the test results are clear being positive or negative within 2 minutes.
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Theres only 2 choices really. Piss or pay them off. Around 10,000 baht for the latter so i hear.

Fukked if id refuse it and spend a great deal of a friday night down the nick
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the club we were in was raided in phuket when i first moved here 4+ years ago. Everyone got piss tested. Didn't bother me but the look on the faces of quite a few of the people i was with was fucking hilarious.
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erm, mate, any chance of getting me a gig being present when they get the shaping part done on the lasses?

as of the question about the tests, yep, as long as it was sealed before i had to do it, no problem, guess its going to become the norm before long.
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especially if I accidently pissed on a policeman trousers,
I am working on a new container design that suits Bangyai shaped penises and more lady user friendly profiling.
I've always wanted one of those , especially if the torch actually worked. I'd never get fookin lost in the dark again.
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I can't go into too many details but the numbers of units they are talking about per month means that they are serious about taking on the night entertainment driven drug craze and the social problems it is causing.

And I doubt it is going to be a simple on-the-spot settlement as they are calling in experts from overseas to assist in the setting up of this new war on drugs.
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I'd never get fookin lost in the dark again.
Glow in the dark piss pots...............

What a great idea.......................seriously.
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As long as nobody wants to nail you for something when your clean sample turns "dirty"...
That's the reason they have asked me to come up with a tamper proof alternative and one that cannot be emptied with the urine being replaced by donor clean urine.
You need to come up with a two part system. One used on the spot for a check the other kept by the donor for future testing by an independent lab.

See how that goes down.
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You need to come up with a two part system. One used on the spot for a check the other kept by the donor for future testing by an independent lab.
The process I believe will be.

1. Provide the on-the-spot sample and if positive and as test has proven to be 99.9% accurate..........................

2. Be taken to a second official hospital laboratory for a second test by an independent but official 3rd party.
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No problem for me apart from alcohol and caffeine i am pretty much drug free.
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