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Old 09-01-2013, 02:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Quite pleased with my 'ol lady today.

Haven't used the pickup or a couple of days but as i got in today couldn't help but notice the bed was full of rubbish including empty whiskey and lao kao bottles.

Before ripping her a new ass hole I thought to inquire why. She said I went out to my fishing spot with the kids, I was appalled to see the amount of rubbish left there, so with the kids we loaded the pick up for disposal in the rubbish collection.


Good girl, maybe maybe make a farang of her yet.
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Old 09-01-2013, 02:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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On ya Peter, glad you and the wife are cracking on again.

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Before ripping her a new ass hole I thought to inquire why.
Thank fuck ya did that.

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maybe maybe make a farang of her yet.
Why would you want that?
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She said I went out to my fishing spot with the kids, I was appalled to see the amount of rubbish left there, so with the kids we loaded the pick up for disposal in the rubbish collection.
Was it your crap?
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Haven't used the pickup or a couple of days but as i got in today couldn't help but notice the bed was full of rubbish including empty whiskey and lao kao bottles.

Before ripping her a new ass hole I thought to inquire why. She said I went out to my fishing spot with the kids, I was appalled to see the amount of rubbish left there, so with the kids we loaded the pick up for disposal in the rubbish collection.


Good girl, maybe maybe make a farang of her yet.
I'm not trying to be a kunt here, but You believed that?
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I'm not trying to be a kunt here, but You believed that?
I didn't want to say anything either.
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She had my daughters with her all day, and came back with fish, so dunno whats else she could be doing.
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I think just to be on the safe side you should rip her a new asshole.
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It would be the safest course of action I agree, but now I'm a caring new age father/ husband like, been taking sensitivity lessons frm terry.
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It would be the safest course of action I agree, but now I'm a caring new age father/ husband like, been taking sensitivity lessons frm terry.
Fuck that new age shit Bro, just get the ripper out sharpish.
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maybe maybe make a farang of her yet.
Why would you want that?
It's this superior/dominate civilisation thing.
Like a virus.....making it's rounds.
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I think just to be on the safe side you should rip her a new asshole.
And make a photo thread of it!
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Good on her Pete. Now show her where the bin liners are and tell her to grab you a beer while shes in there
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Rubbish, litter what ever you call it, its something you live with here in the issarn,
and i must admit while its something i deplore, its someone elses problem.

While like most of the great unwashed public, I don't contribute but its not my problem, so don't do anything about it.
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:22 AM   #20 (permalink)
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^Evidently your wife believes it is her obligation as a citizen and contributor to all this rubbish that has instilled a sense of doing the "right thing."

No need to look for the culprits in her vision, just look at a job that needs to be done for the sake of all who enjoy the lake location.

She's a good teacher to her community and to her children. You should support her in her efforts to bring about a consciousness of right and wrong.
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^ not always but heading in the right direction, I freely admit that throwing crap just gets on my pisser.
I spend a lot of time on my bicycle and at that pace the amount of roadside shit is evident, one of the worst characteristics of rural Thais. our nearest market is a an example, when the market is closed one has to wade through the discarded plastic bags, they get what ever they want in a bag, first thing they do is toss the bag.
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when the market is closed one has to wade through the discarded plastic bags, they get what ever they want in a bag, first thing they do is toss the bag.
Never see a trash can in any of these. Don't know if they would use them, but its worth a try.

I also notice the Thai males like to take a piss in almost any location. Not shy in the least and really don't care.

I do a daily walk in the local park, about 2 kilometers all told. The Park has posted signs in both Thai and English clearly stating No smoking and no motor bikes allowed. You know the ones with the / .

Today my wife and I were walking along and here comes two ferangs and Gf's also ferang riding on the walk way in our direction. I stopped and told them that motor bikes were not permitted in the park...reply fuk off....nice and one wonders why ferangs get the shit kicked out of them in Thailand.
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Not only did your missus do something good for the environment she can make a few bob from the recycle-rs.

My Missus throws no plastic or glass bottles or paper away and when she compiles enough garbage someone comes and pays her some money to take it away.

Smart girl............good girls...............
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I remember some time ago (many years in fact) I was sitting on my yacht in a pristine bay watching some pricks drinking and tossing the empty bottles off the stern of their boat.

I got so incensed that when the police boat happened to came cruising into the bay I called them up, said that if they followed the line of bottles they would find the culprits. The cops did that and made them collect each of the bottles as well wrote them up a ticket . Benefit of knowing BIG people i guess.
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Now I'm a caring new age father/ husband like, been taking sensitivity lessons from terry.
Thank fok for that Peter, just don't fok up and call her a cont next time she foks up EH.
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