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    Tell us about your neighbours

    Tell us about your neighbours, what do they do for a living? are they good or bad people?
    Anyway I just been been going thru some old cd's wondering what the hell was on them, and I found these pictures, now I have to admit these aren't my neighbours, but they do seem more interesting than my ones.
    So first off we have the loving couple kissing goodbye as he makes his way for another hard day at the office, don't you remember the times when you have kissed girlfriends/wives goodbye as you go off to work in the morning? the novelty soon wears off though



    He lingers on for a few more moments, you know he really would rather spend the day shagging his lovely wife, but work beckons him.



    She gives him a respectful Wai as a loving wife should do, this makes him feel happy and loved, this is the sort of idylic life everybody should be leading.



    OH DEAR, she has seen the sneak photographer, we wonder how she feels over this violation of her and her loved ones privacy.



    She looks a bit peeved to say the least, what would you do if your privacy was violated like this?



    She is not looking happy, this could cause a rift in the happy neighbourhood, it may even come to blows.



    Is she having a heart attack? Is she going for a gun?



    Nope, she is assuring him that she is unarmed.



    So what are your neighbours like?

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    Not as nice as yours DD!
    I live on a typical expat Villa estate, the only unemployed bum being myself. I see the cars coming and going to work, the wifes hardly ever appear from behind their Villa walls. Basically, I hardly ever see anyone although they are all nice enough people. There's-
    The owner of a Pattaya real estate agency. Nice guy, aint seen him for about six months.
    An engineer with Bechtel. Ain't seen him for about six months.
    The GM of a security company. We have a beer every two months ar so.
    Vic, the owner of the Queen Vic and various other places. I see him occasionally at the Queen Vic.

    It's all a bit insular, but at least i don't get neighbours coming around wanting to bottow money.

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    DD those pics have been used on the forum before. By a German I believe

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    DD those pics have been used on the forum before. By a German I believe
    I think you will find that I posted them on tz, but it was a German friend of mine that found them, and another German who took them

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    I thought it was already established that it was a ladyboy

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    If she were a ladyboy, wouldnt she have made sure both sides had equally sized silicon implants? Those milkbags are vastly different in size.

    As for my neighbours. They play table tennis, have moderately obnoxious middle-class children and miss their previous farang neighbour who would apparently give them fruit wrapped up in newspaper.

    The father is tall, thin and a little haughty. The mother looks kind and quiet. They have a bird that sounds like a squeaking woodcart every time a vehicle passes by. For the longest time I thought all those Thai vehicles had squeaky breaks.
    Freedom does not chew bubblegum

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    Actually the german who took the pictures said it was not her husband that's what made the pictures a bit more delicate.

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    North, don't know it's about half a km away, South haunted old school/village sports type thing, west no idea nothing as far as the eye can see, east police station and a couple of cousins houses

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    I live in a condo building at a university My neighbours are mostly highly shaggable minx's with rich parents. They dont take much interest in me though, the ones with cash dont seem to like farangs.

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    ^They do if you're the right age and dress and talk like Andrew Biggs... and you need to take the initiative yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenstein
    dress and talk like Andrew Biggs
    No thanks, that guy worries me. I'm sure he's on the register back home.

    I'm the right age and i can take initiative thanks, The fact remains that although it's hard to understand for some farangs, not everything here is for sale.

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    I haven't seen my neighbours. THey are weird though. They are happy to talk and shout/scream in the stair well fucking about but once their in their boxes ( I live in a fucking box I'll take photos later) they are quite as fuck.

    Good for me. No need to go kicking doors and terrorising animals

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helicopter View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenstein
    dress and talk like Andrew Biggs
    No thanks, that guy worries me. I'm sure he's on the register back home.

    I'm the right age and i can take initiative thanks, The fact remains that although it's hard to understand for some farangs, not everything here is for sale.
    Er, sorry if I ruffled your feathers. Not sure where in my post I suggested you should pay them.

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    My neighbours are a Muslim family. The bloke works away and the woman sells really boring chicken & rice. She's nice enough though.

    The other side is an internet cafe. I get pissed off with the fuckwits who park their bikes or pickup in front of my door, but TiT.

    Opposite I have a really classy bunch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    My neighbours are a Muslim family.
    Gosh, Having escaped all the smelly Paki riffraff in the UK, you found yourself living next to some Muzzies in your new home, man I feel for you!
    Are you sure they won't suicide bomb your house one of these days?

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    I'd get a Jihad insurance pronto. The chicken shop is obviously a cover for an Al Quaeda army training camp.

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    My next door are a retired Thai couple, we bought our plot of land off the wife just before the land prices trebled so having spent the money already she now mopes about all day wishing she had waited. Next door to her is her sister and her husband who are also retired she does fuck all as far as I can tell while he likes to garden.

    Opposite is a not so young lady who is a mia noi to the half brother of my immediate neighbour. She (the neighbour) being the eldest daughter by her fathers first wife and he being the eldest son of his father's own mia noi - phew, perhaps I should draw a diagram. The mia noi's husband is trying to get her out of the house so he can sell it and I understand that on his infrequent visits he insists on bringing his own water as he thinks she may try to poison him.

    The house at the end of the street is rented out to a group of workers who work on swimming pool construction, they are out most of the day. At the other end of the street are an odd group who I was told are unregistered Thais, they live in a collection of ramshackle huts and seem to live on whatever they can find or collect from the beach.
    Lord, deliver us from e-mail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenstein
    dress and talk like Andrew Biggs
    Who is Andrew Biggs?

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    My neighbor is a quite rice farmer comes over for a beer every once and awhile. I was pisst off when they first moved there as I didn’t want neighbors but they are good people and his wife is always sitting out the front watching what is going on which is handy when we go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    My neighbours are a Muslim family.
    Gosh, Having escaped all the smelly Paki riffraff in the UK, you found yourself living next to some Muzzies in your new home, man I feel for you!
    Are you sure they won't suicide bomb your house one of these days?
    Shock! Horror! She even sorts out our maids for us (even though they're fekkin' useless).

    GoW keeps on trying to give them gifts of pork though, so I am being a bit cautious at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Shock! Horror! She even sorts out our maids for us
    That's ok as long as you're man enough to employ the butler yourself.

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    My neighbours are absolutely adorable.

    I would prefer that they were living in the chimp compound at the zoo but you can't have it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal
    Who is Andrew Biggs?

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    ^ yeah i can really see hot chicks flocking round that foking berk.

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    I wonder if he likes Ladyboys?

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