I started off by a close shave as a pickup did a U turn, right across my bows. I stopped with my vehicle near to sideways, less than a metre away from this clown. As if it did any good, I yelled out the usual compliments, "Buffalo, his mother being a Pattaya ho etc"
Took the kids into KFC for a treat, made my order, to be told, chicken 8 mins OK? (Well not OK, but as there was not much choice as I had already paid)
After 20 Mins I enquired as to the status of my (hopefully) deceased chicken, 2 Mins OK? another 10 mins passed, I enquired again,same reply, 2 mins OK?
Well its not Ok lady, I see everybody getting their chicken straight way, I have waited over 35 Mins now and still no Fvcking chicken.
After that we went into a Honda dealership to get some crap scooter for my 'ol lady. Sorted out a wave 100, but they had none with hand start, so the women said, get one from my Mums shop, come back at 4pm OK ? can you pay deposit now?
No Way lady, I know how you bastards work, but we can agree on price, for electric start, how much, incl tax and PLB ?
38,000 She replied. Incl name and PLB I asked? yes, include. So I wrote it down in front of her.
Came back at 4 Pm with my ol lady, the bike promised at 4 arrived promptly at 5.30 PM. Paid over the 38,000, they grabbed the money and wrote out a receipt. Then she said plus 800 for put your wife name and 800 for PLB !
Fucking lost the plot right there.
You Chinese are all the same, I said, make an agreement and you just can't help yourselves, you gotta screw the customer at the end.
I yelled at my Ol lady as I was departing, you deal with the thieving bitch! I stormed out of the place screaming obcenities at no one in particular and sat in my pick up playing loud music.
My Farang day was nearly over.