Days Of Living Dangerously

[dake333]

Living in Thailand can be dangerous at times. Dangerous i hear you
ask? It can be when you know some fellow expats like i do it can.
Take my enlarged drinking associate Dave for instance,an unremarkable
man except for his girth whom was formally addicted to self help
groups..
He has a face like a frightened potato and his bi athletic life befits
him an existence here in Nong Khai as a champion in both drinking and
eating.

Dave's usual day involves one long happy hour and pigging out, but
seemingly his favorite dish is an ashtray.He lives in a room with all
the comforts of a world war 2 Japanese submarine with a leaky hatch
and because his numbers are now dazed i gather his days are numbered
as well. With what Dave sees as a balanced diet as having a beer in
each hand he famously proclaimed to all in Tex's ''last Stand Bar''
one night ''I'm to important to be famous'', sculled one beer and
promptly fell over... With an ambition to die magnificently in debt he
has a wealth of knowledge but no knowledge of wealth. The few friends
he's got he slurred once were not the ones he likes but the ones who
got to him first made me feel a little perplexed but somewhat proud to
be able to grace his presence regularly, with his worldly vision on
life of as knowing the price of everything but the value of nothing he
can be generous to a fault....

Dangerous i hear you thinking to
yourself again,well let me demonstrate. last night with a serious
demonstration against sobriety and a drinks bill that high it should
have been delivered by NASA, into the bar strides the tallest ladyman
I've ever seen, surveying he, her, him, she, it became apparent
because he, her, him, she, it was wearing would you believe 12 inch
high stilettos, it looked like a war painted rabid greyhound on
stilts. Now with sheer dread this knob nibbling semen sucking sperm
sponge saddled up to my side and purred in my ear with a voice similar
to Barry White after 8 bongs '' Would you like some sucky sucky big
boy''. going directly on the defensive i quickly retorted, ''No thanks
penis breath but my mate Dave here might''. Now Dave whom once told me
that from where he come from that murder was regarded as a legitimate
means of career advancement gave me the biggest elbow in the ribs i've
ever had. The xrays will be back tomorrow. .... ( DOWN AND OUT )

[Necron99]

I think it's ^ trying to communicate. What should we do?

[somtamslap]

What should we do?

Well I quite fancy going on a pie and beer binge with his mate.

[chassamui]

Outrageous. Growing old disgracefully and leaving a worn out body, well preserved in alcohol and something for medical students to marvel at as they practice procedures never before attempted.

He's an inspiration to us all.

Your mate Dave sounds like a livewire too.

[ltnt]

I'm not quite buying the originality of this post. Reads like something out of a poor mans novel, retyped with errors. Perhaps the real Author will get his fair copyright at some point?

[dake333]

I'm not quite buying the originality of this post. Reads like something out of a poor mans novel, retyped with errors. Perhaps the real Author will get his fair copyright at some point?

With all due respects INCT i thought the lounge's forum was for genial banter,fun, bullshit stories and recreation,but after reviewing most of all your threads i do now realize it is an excerpt of a poor man's novel for depression and how to cut your wrists.

[ltnt]

Thanks for the intuitive banter there dake333. Now that I've seen your worst I actually can confirm that you are no less than a double nik. Have a nice ride anal.

[malcy]

What should we do?

Well I quite fancy going on a pie and beer binge with his mate.

Who penis breath ?

[peaches]

and because his numbers are now dazed i gather his days are numbered

Great line.

[Rural Surin]

Fellow Expats..??

Says who?

[baldrick]

'' Would you like some sucky sucky big boy''

with that display of skill you have to wonder if being an english teacher would be a better occupation .

[somtamslap]

Who penis breath ?

He sucks knob as well? This gets better and better.

[Dillinger]

Brilliant Dake.

Keep em coming mate, take no notice of the knockers.
Our resident story teller Slap the fat fuck gets his share of hecklers too

Persevere bud. I enjoyed it.