Do you ever feel evil?

[Agent_Smith]

I have found an obvious and simple way to amuse myself at my psuedo-girlfriend's expense. I use her own fear of ghosts against her. Last night we walked into our humble abode and I stated right away that I smell something funny.

"Do you smell that, Tirak?"

"No, I cannot" (points at her nose)

"It smells like men's cologne mixed with fart"

(Eyes increase 3 sizes) "Are you sure? Don't say that!" (Visibly shivers)

Mind you the house had been locked up tight all day so the obvious answer to the mystery of the odd smell is that there is a ghost. She even had me sniff various objects--the laundry, the trash, so forth--but I insisted the smell was only coming from one area about 1.5 meters off the floor.

It was fun, in an evil sort of way. Now I know what to do when there's nothing on the telly.

[kingwilly]

I have found an obvious and simple way to amuse myself at my psuedo-girlfriend's expense. I use her own fear of ghosts against her. Last night we walked into our humble abode and I stated right away that I smell something funny.

"Do you smell that, Tirak?"

"No, I cannot" (points at her nose)

"It smells like men's cologne mixed with fart"

(Eyes increase 3 sizes) "Are you sure? Don't say that!" (Visibly shivers)

Mind you the house had been locked up tight all day so the obvious answer to the mystery of the odd smell is that there is a ghost. She even had me sniff various objects--the laundry, the trash, so forth--but I insisted the smell was only coming from one area about 1.5 meters off the floor.

It was fun, in an evil sort of way. Now I know what to do when there's nothing on the telly.

brillant! greens on yer way!

[dirtydog]

I feel evil, I got poxy food poisoning, I ache all over and keep peeing out of my bum

[Begbie]

I have found an obvious and simple way to amuse myself at my psuedo-girlfriend's expense. I use her own fear of ghosts against her. Last night we walked into our humble abode and I stated right away that I smell something funny.

"Do you smell that, Tirak?"

"No, I cannot" (points at her nose)

"It smells like men's cologne mixed with fart"

(Eyes increase 3 sizes) "Are you sure? Don't say that!" (Visibly shivers)

Mind you the house had been locked up tight all day so the obvious answer to the mystery of the odd smell is that there is a ghost. She even had me sniff various objects--the laundry, the trash, so forth--but I insisted the smell was only coming from one area about 1.5 meters off the floor.

It was fun, in an evil sort of way. Now I know what to do when there's nothing on the telly.

If I was a Maw Pee I'd tell you to move out of your pee infested abode into something more up market.

[daveboy]

I have found an obvious and simple way to amuse myself at my psuedo-girlfriend's expense. I use her own fear of ghosts against her. Last night we walked into our humble abode and I stated right away that I smell something funny.

"Do you smell that, Tirak?"

"No, I cannot" (points at her nose)

"It smells like men's cologne mixed with fart"

(Eyes increase 3 sizes) "Are you sure? Don't say that!" (Visibly shivers)

Mind you the house had been locked up tight all day so the obvious answer to the mystery of the odd smell is that there is a ghost. She even had me sniff various objects--the laundry, the trash, so forth--but I insisted the smell was only coming from one area about 1.5 meters off the floor.

It was fun, in an evil sort of way. Now I know what to do when there's nothing on the telly.

class

[Little Chuchok]

I feel evil, I got poxy food poisoning, I ache all over and keep peeing out of my bum

Stop shagging katoeys then.....

[danbo]

I've lost all sympathy with the 'pee' nonsense - My stock response is, 'Stop being so bloody stupid; there isn't any such thing as 'ghosts''....So, if I did start mentioning them it would seem quite frightening.

A friend of my dad's used to repeatedly climb out and down from his bedroom window and walk past the window of the front room in an attempt to drive his mother in law mad.

[Lily]

in an attempt to drive his mother in law mad.

Well, he obviously knew the way there.

[Garuda]

I have found an obvious and simple way to amuse myself at my psuedo-girlfriend's expense. I use her own fear of ghosts against her. Last night we walked into our humble abode and I stated right away that I smell something funny.
"Do you smell that, Tirak?"
"No, I cannot" (points at her nose)
"It smells like men's cologne mixed with fart"
(Eyes increase 3 sizes) "Are you sure? Don't say that!" (Visibly shivers)
Mind you the house had been locked up tight all day so the obvious answer to the mystery of the odd smell is that there is a ghost. She even had me sniff various objects--the laundry, the trash, so forth--but I insisted the smell was only coming from one area about 1.5 meters off the floor.
It was fun, in an evil sort of way. Now I know what to do when there's nothing on the telly.

Absolutely hillarious!

I think good-natured people have done this to us in the past. Why not get some people back? As long as everyone has fun what's the harm?

Or at least this is how I'll be rationalizing it next time me and my peuan pii-set hear something go bump in the night and I mention the fact I felt a cool breeze just go through the air.

IMO, bus drivers and motosai drivers do this same thing to their passengers. I think some get a kick out of taking corners too fast and weaving through traffic at light-speeds.

Sadly, lacking the ability to using lateral thinking, Somchai forgets how his pratical jokes can go terribly wrong if taken too far.

At least with the qhost thing, no one gets maimed.

[Frankenstein]

" At least with the qhost thing, no one gets maimed."

You rang?

[Eliminator]

I've lost all sympathy with the 'pee' nonsense - My stock response is, 'Stop being so bloody stupid; there isn't any such thing as 'ghosts''....So, if I did start mentioning them it would seem quite frightening.

A friend of my dad's used to repeatedly climb out and down from his bedroom window and walk past the window of the front room in an attempt to drive his mother in law mad.

That's the story he told his wife as he was shagging her mother.

[Fingers_in_pies]

I watched a Thai film called 'the shutter' a few years back with the missus. It scared the crap outta her. Later on in the evening i scared her by crawling under the sheets from the bottom if the bed and scaring her. She cried for about 10 mins lol i felt bad but also happy in a lil evil way.

[stroller]

I told the bastad BIL I heard some strange noises and whining in the house, though I don't believe in ghosts, farangs know they don't exist, but anyway does he have an explanaition for this to put my mind at rest?
The cnut got drunk (as usual) and opted to stay in the shed for the night.

Rather proud of this one, I am.

[Fingers_in_pies]

lmao that is awesome, green for you!

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I tried to scare my ex by coming home drunk and sneaking into the bedroom with a bedsheet over my head saying "Woooooooooooo" in a spooky manner.

She rubbed her eyes and looked at me with despair, "What are you doing you fucking twat" she sighed.

She was, however, from Hemel Hempstead and the relationship (my last with a farang girl) ended shortly after.

[Frankenstein]

I really dont need to do much. It seems to work anyway.

[barbaro]

I feel evil, I got poxy food poisoning, I ache all over and keep peeing out of my bum

That movie...."Hey Harry ol' pal....how about a drink before we hit the road."

[themook]

Hilarious. But definitely not nice.

[DingDong]

I really enjoy scaring and annoying my tirak with stuff like this. One day she lost her temper and punched me in the balls, really hard.

[Mr Earl]

One day she lost her temper and punched me in the balls, really hard.

Now that's just mean!

[Jarvis]

One day I lost my temper and punched her in the balls

Have to watch the ladyboys for some wicked retaliation

[danbo]

I would never joke about ghosts because it would undo all my good efforts of trying to get across that it is the living one needs to fear - I try to explain that if I am awoken in the small hours by a figure at the end if my bed I'd be bloody relieved that it was ghost rather than a drunken thief holding an enormous spanner.

[danbo]

Have to watch the ladyboys for some wicked retaliation

I reckon that they must have a breaking point where they stop all that girly nonsense and just head-butt you and then walk off down to the pub to have a pint.

[Jarvis]

reckon that they must have a breaking point where they stop all that girly nonsense and just head-butt you and then walk off down to the pub to have a pint

Exactly danbo. Butterfly, comments please.......