Who is the biggest poofy twat?

**ChiangMai noon** · 10-03-2007, 08:51 PM

I thjink that I should explain...

the reason Benners opened this thread is that he will be away from the forum from March 18 till April something and I suggested that we should have a "benners is a poovey twat" day on the 21st of March.

I am quite sure I'd duff him up in a pillow fight wherever it was held.

**dirtydog** · 10-03-2007, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'm staggered. You have met us both. How the fukk??

Yes but benbaa is a mans man, aint seen you on pattaya forums asking about the nearest bukake place

**ChiangMai noon** · 10-03-2007, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Yes but benbaa is a mans man, aint seen you on pattaya forums asking about the nearest bukake place

Fukking heathen.
Too busy on religious studies at the moment.

**Little Chuchok** · 10-03-2007, 10:16 PM

^You're winning the poll nooners....

**ChiangMai noon** · 10-03-2007, 10:19 PM

Fixed i reckon.

Did you see that Ireland, Scotland match.
Totally shite.

Wales-Italy about to kick off.

ESPN obviously don't have FA cup football rights, have to show the real man's sport.

**danbo** · 10-03-2007, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I am quite sure I'd duff him up in a pillow fight wherever it was held.

Pillow bite more like.

**Bellington Wootz** · 10-03-2007, 11:27 PM

I'd like to say that I know both of these chaps and that CMN is a right hard bastard that shouldn't be fukked with.
Benbaa on the other hand.
Total girls blouse.

**Begbie** · 10-03-2007, 11:35 PM

Surely the phrase should be "Small Poofy Twat". I am refering to CMN of course.

**bustak** · 11-03-2007, 12:07 AM

I still don't know what a poofy twat is!?!?! Well, CMn is according to the poll, but what does that term mean? I google'd it w/ no success!

**Fingers_in_pies** · 11-03-2007, 01:12 AM

Personally i voted for CMN, no real reason for it except that he is Welsh and well most Welsh people are twats. As i have never met him for the moment he is a poofy twat.

A twat is

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

**Begbie** · 11-03-2007, 08:58 AM

This should be split into two threads..

Who is the biggest poof ?

Who is the biggest twat ?

As there are only two contestants the result should be fair.

**William** · 11-03-2007, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Wales-Italy about to kick off.

Oops

Are Wales still winless this year

**Thetyim** · 11-03-2007, 09:42 AM

I haven't voted yet. I can't decide.

I think I will vote based on a monetary incentive basis.

I await your PM/cheques

watterinja · 11-03-2007, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by William

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Wales-Italy about to kick off.

Oops

Are Wales still winless this year

Yes.

**friscofrankie** · 11-03-2007, 11:12 AM

I have met and drank with both the gentlemen in question. They are both talk funny and I have had my doubts.... then we get some evidence.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'll fukking have ya... both of you at exactly the same time.

Question answered, Poll closed.

**Thetyim** · 11-03-2007, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

with both the gentlemen

This statement raises serious doubts about your judgement

watterinja · 11-03-2007, 11:52 AM

The answer lies in the contestant who wears pink shirts

**Storekeeper** · 11-03-2007, 01:56 PM

I voted for both Milkman and Marmite.

**Cenovis** · 11-03-2007, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Vote, please.

I know the meaning of a wanker, no idea what a poofy twat is. So I voted for the op

**barbaro** · 11-03-2007, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

I voted for both Milkman and Marmite.

Thanks, bud.

Wait a minute....is this good or bad?

**kingwilly** · 11-03-2007, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by danbo

This is like one of those "Who is the greater tyrant, Hitler or Stalin?" questions. Distinction becomes meaningless when talking about matters of such a scale.

yeah in fact tried to green you

you have to spread some repuation around before giving it to danbo again

**stroller** · 11-03-2007, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

Thanks, bud.
Wait a minute....is this good or bad?

It's his way of saying how much he is missing you...

**Butterfly** · 11-03-2007, 08:44 PM

CMN won again

Quick logon with your other monikers and keep voting for him

**Marmite the Dog** · 11-03-2007, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

I voted for both Milkman and Marmite.

How very kind of you. Ta.

**Jarvis** · 12-03-2007, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by baldrick

cantona

shut it Baldrick you poove

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