What Have You Learnt With Age?

**Whiteshiva** · 30-03-2007, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

I try to wear life like loose clothes.

Don't worry be happy!

Yeah - but didn't the guy who wrote that "don't worry, be happy" song end up taking his own life?

Still, enjoy it while you can, I say - you never know when your time will come......

**YellowTrip** · 30-03-2007, 01:25 PM

My Penis is not as big & hard as I thought

**Mr Earl** · 30-03-2007, 05:58 PM

^there's more to life than shaggin and spanking the monkey!
Not much more anyway.

You can always buy a big black dildo and beat someone to death with it..like that character "Hachet Harry" in "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".

**blackgang** · 30-03-2007, 08:34 PM

^^ Now thats what I like about TD,,If it were TV then it would have been, "Buy a big black dildo and shove it up your ass and you won't miss him so much"

**YellowTrip** · 30-03-2007, 11:32 PM

Hatchet Harry was good , but the bald dude who played his sidekick was better.

Someone knows his name here , he recently passed away as was a true hard man in real life.

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 01-04-2007, 09:16 PM

don't try and iron your work pants (or shirt) by puting them under the matress of your bed before you sleep ...it just makes them more crimpled.

don't carry bananas in public in india ...a cow could gorge you for them!

dont drink toilet duck - unless you really have to.

don't make a mistake and pee on a hindi shrine in bali when you are drunk.

don't answer CMN's pm's, or send them to him. He never replies anyway. He's poncy.

don't mess with hearts - be it yours or somebody elses..

**kayo** · 22-08-2007, 12:29 AM

I've learned to accept the fact that I am just going to repeat the same sorts of mistakes, usually drug or alcohol induced, over and over again ad infinitum.

That includes awakening sleeping threads.

**jizzybloke** · 22-08-2007, 04:29 AM

Don't trust any politician, learnt that early
Don't trust the police, took a bit longer
Don't trust the BBC, bit longer still

**chatman** · 22-08-2007, 05:27 AM

I have learned to put family first.

**Redrocket** · 22-08-2007, 07:23 AM

In a dark strange bathroom with a hangover you have to be careful not to brush your teeth with hemorrhoid creme.

**slimboyfat** · 22-08-2007, 07:30 AM

applying toothpaste to your haema..hem...haema...damn it...piles is even worse

**chinthee** · 22-08-2007, 09:49 AM

Beauty is only skin deep, but even my skin is getting ugly.

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