"Preperation H - Now available in Cherry Flavour!"
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"Preperation H - Now available in Cherry Flavour!"
"Suprise your loved one with strawberry flavoured genital warts cream".
Imagine a world where advertising only told the Truth.
It would spell the end of capitalism, and we'd be wanking to the image of Marx.
some of us do that already :bunny3:Quote:
Originally Posted by sabang
Harpo or Groucho?
"New chili flavoured edible condoms".
I saw an advert the other day for 'Recycled Toilet Paper'; now I'm all for recycling but this seemed a step too far.
"$$$ Turn your unwanted children into cash today!!! $$$"
"Get your girlfriend to enjoy the taste of sperm with our all new sperm tasting toothpaste, with real man juice added".
"Now! 50% off all do-it-yourself vasectomy kits!"
Touching yourself in public is ok.
DIY Lobotomy Kit.
Save Thousands of dollars.
"Surprise your friends! Don't waste money on fake dog shit to leave on their carpet as a joke. Buy REAL dog shit from us!"
A banana on rollerskates talking to a badger about fluctuations in the currency market.
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