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    Thai Guy pulls a gun on you

    What would you do if a Thai guy pulls a gun on you?

    Got to admit I am not sure how many times this has happened to me, I think 2 or 3 times, luckily I was pissed out of my head and it just made me angry, ok they bottled out of shooting me but hell, that was pretty damn lucky really, first time was a thai chinese git in construction who got rich off of his wife who married a farang and then he died, I really believe he killed him but have no proof, so there I am in his house argueing with him over a job, he started giving it the biggun and I told him the truth that I really didn't give a fok whether he done the job or not, this seemed to anger him a bit and he got one of his guns out and started pointing it at me, I started shouting at the cnut that he aint got the bottle to do it and then he and his wife had a big struggling match with the gun, so it went on from there, the bottle less bstard didn't have the bottle, if I was sober I have no idea of what to do, so how would you deal with a situation like that? Running real fast is a good option

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    Shit my pants on the spot

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    I'd whip out and toot on my Bazooka Joe emergency whistle and wait for the cavalry to arrive.

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    I'd look him square in the eye and tell him that he he had the wrong man if he expected me to squeal....And if that didn't work I'd start squealing.

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    Run away and get him when you are sober.

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    "Whenever you think someone wants to kill you, kill them first - life is cheap" I was advised in the Philippines, I suppose it's not that much different here.
    Not sure what I'd do, there is a critical distance range where you're not close enough to do anything to him, and running wouldn't be much good, either.
    Talk, as you did, I suppose, I might choose a different line of argument, though.

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    Run if you can do it faster than a bullet, otherwise don't risk coming second and being a girlie to boot.

    Seems logical enough that the other option is to stay, but then do you go the DD route and demand to see his balls, or follow dando's culture with a squeal?

    Man or mouse? Show me a piece of cheese and I'll let you know.

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    The sensible option is to run like the wind, but fok I wasn't and aint sensible, I was just so foking angry at the cnut pointing a gun at me, didn't have anything on me to protect myself, yep, I went into the land of stooopidity.

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    I just went all numb when it happened to me.
    I had no idea what to do.
    I remember looking at the window but I knew that was a non starter as he would have shot me long before I got there.

    I just stood there thinking "Fuck, what should I do ?"

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    Just another boring episode of your life in Thailand, eh?

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    Another time Piak Pattaya down old Soi Town In town wanted to kill my mate, now piat pattaya is a tv and radio star, so he zooms in with his foking 9mm out cos some guy is parked outside his house, me and this geordie guy are sitting at the bar, he asks for a bottle of Mekhong,. its like what the fok you ordering a bottle of mekhong for, we don;t drink that shite, turns out he wanted to whack down the Thai cnut with a bottle of booze, I did explain to him that it may not be a good idea as he may not go down straight away and he had a big bad gun, in the end the police turned up and all waied Piak Pattaya, aint gonna win that battle......

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    Last one is part of one of the new airport runways. Hope there's no cracks around there that need repairing.

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    Luckily, I don't think I'll ever put myself in this position, but if I did, a Thai life ain't worth shit, so...

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    Serpentine! Watch the movie The In-Laws (1979) you'll know what I mean.

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    I'd turn into Bernie from Miller's Crossing and ask him to "Look in your heart! Look in your heart!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim View Post
    I just went all numb when it happened to me.
    I had no idea what to do.
    I remember looking at the window but I knew that was a non starter as he would have shot me long before I got there.

    I just stood there thinking "Fuck, what should I do ?"
    Yes...ok so far, but what did you do?

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    You aint gonna win against a gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by keda
    ok so far, but what did you do?
    Basically nothing.
    I just stood there waiting to be shot.

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    Are you still waiting?

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    ....or will you tell us what happened.

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    stick your finger in the barrel and look at him and say---- NOW WHAT

    If he don't laugh at least all you have lost is a finger !!!

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    Happened to me a couple times. First dude put in my face. I didn't think, knocked it away and rushed him, he ran. Second dude did it was a serious person, just out of the pen for shootin a dude in the face. I talked calm, told him I was gonna call some one we both knew; let him talk to them about this, he left, disappeared after that.

    If they're a meter or less away, fuck 'em; rush 'em and use your hands to fuckin kill 'em. Don;t worry about a the gun knock it aside hold the gun, hand an all; put a finger all the way in their eye right up to the third knuckle.

    if they are smart enough to stand back and protect their gun hand... Best play that one by ear, they ain't pulled the trigger yet so they don't really want you dead, just scared, don't be. Play each person as you read them. watch for you chance, make sure what ever you do it is swift and final.

    I have also been shot at. Now this is the best time to run like a mother-fucker...

    None of these people were Thai though. Think the same rules still apply. And yeah it does tend to piss you off a wee bit.
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    First time it wasn't pointed at me. It was just placed on the table opposite the lads cell phone. I asked him why he felt the need to show me he had brought a gun with him and was I to take it that I had to bring a gun as well next time or should we just show each other our knobs and see whose is bigger. Caught him off guard with that and he put it away in his pocket.

    Next time I saw one was when it was pointed at my head by a rather large black guy in Leicester. He had it pointed at my head his mate had a knife to my mate G's throat and another big black bastard was standing to the side. They took my cash and left us to it. Nothing we could do as there my mates wife was in the hire car outside with a parcel to take back up North.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    First time it wasn't pointed at me. It was just placed on the table opposite the lads cell phone
    I done that to a Vietnamese guy that stitched me up, walked in, stuck the gun in it's holster on the table, and then asked about the money he owed me, thought we had resolved the issue and come to an agreement, cnut moved out of the building and was never seen again still owes me the money

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    it wasnt me, but one of the blokes from the footy club last thursday.

    we all go to the pub after trainign on a thursday one of the boys was argueing with an indo abt fuck knows what, anyways this indo pulls out a 9mm lays it on the table.

    me mate stopped arguing.

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