I'm on my way to see Scampy

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 23-02-2007, 10:19 AM

Taking my family to the HK world fair today (on work time), so will try to find the people's champ, the one and only 'The Gentleman Scamp'. I've lost his phone number, so will have to visit every coconut shy and hoopla stall.

**slimboyfat** · 23-02-2007, 10:21 AM

i thought he had been fired or something.

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 23-02-2007, 10:37 AM

Can anyone else confirm his alleged departure - before I spend the entire afternoon looking for him

**slimboyfat** · 23-02-2007, 10:43 AM

he said it himself....in his 'my girlfriend is a prostitute thread'

https://teakdoor.com/255306-post208.html

**stroller** · 23-02-2007, 10:46 AM

Yes, he quit the job, then mentioned they were wanting to persuade him to come back.
Why don't you pm him, he's online almost every day.
Take some pics of his gig's bottom for us, will ye?

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 23-02-2007, 10:48 AM

Blake 7 sent me this number for him, but it has too many digits in it

8529018xxxxxxx7

**Little Chuchok** · 23-02-2007, 10:48 AM

Isn't he locked away in a dark room somewhere at the showground?

Moogy,make sure you pack the loud hailer.

**benbaaa** · 23-02-2007, 10:49 AM

Take your camera and make sure you get a nice pic of his missus's bum.

**Mackerel** · 23-02-2007, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Can anyone else confirm his alleged departure - before I spend the entire afternoon looking for him

If you do see him can you please say hello from Dave (friend of Boyds) at the dive shop on Khaosan road ...

He wont know me from my forum name and I havent got my 20 posts yet to PM him yet.

**Little Chuchok** · 23-02-2007, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Take your camera and make sure you get a nice pic of his missus's bum.

Yes,a close up if at all possible.

**Spin** · 23-02-2007, 10:59 AM

knock on the doors of a few containers

**Eliminator** · 23-02-2007, 10:37 PM

moog meeting scamp = One buffoon seeing another.

**Gerbil** · 24-02-2007, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

Blake 7 sent me this number for him, but it has too many digits in it

852901xxxxxx37

Stick with the 852 in front and add every combination of seven digits afterwards. You'll get through eventually

**daveboy** · 24-02-2007, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Take your camera and make sure you get a nice pic of his missus's bum.

Yes,a close up if at all possible.

Yeah and one of her front bottom too, if its not to much to ask.

**peterpan** · 24-02-2007, 12:50 AM

Pants off as well.

**slimboyfat** · 24-02-2007, 12:55 AM

or even more tricky - a pic of her where she is not using her mobile phone

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 24-02-2007, 08:07 AM

I was about to start a thread called 'Moog Turns Up At Funfair' - then I saw this one.

Yes it's true, I was in between my game (Mystical Hoops) and Spill The Milk, covering my neighbour for a wee wee break and all of a sudden this knob in a shellsuit puts his arm around me.

For a second I thought it was my uncle Chris from Shepton Mallet until I realized it was Moog come to say hello with shellsuit white and nipper in tow. The mini moog had passed out from all the excitement.

Nice chap in real life, any animosity harboured as a result of the 'Cristmas in a Container' episode or other online wind-ups quickly evaporated.
I was taken by surprise so I didn't know what to talk abaout so I harped on about relentlessly dealing with the wretchedly spoiled Hong Kong people banging their tokens on the counterboards and winging "excuse me, excuse me" in their annoying faux American accents, 11 year old girls in Louis Vitton shawls with no innocents or love in their eyes, inane statements on expensive T-Shirts, frenzied consumerism and greed everywhere and customers just laughing when you tell them off for crossing the red line - the fucking slitty eyed materialistic cnuts.

Ironically I was so exhausted on my break I went to sleep in a container full of Disney soft toys, a small one I would later give away to Moogy when he returned. I was going to let him play for free too but he put the tokens in my hand and threw his 12 rings. Unfortunately he missed but he was a good customer and didn't cross the line (like he has done online a few times). He introduced me to his wife who seemed very pleasant.

I didn't mention my Sandra, or her arse or her 6 days late period... Incedentally, she has been back in the Philipines a week now.

**Butterfly** · 24-02-2007, 08:19 AM

Try this

Originally Posted by The_Ghost_Of_The_Moog

09018xxxxxx37

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 26-02-2007, 08:15 AM

Scampy Roolz ok !

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 27-02-2007, 12:04 AM

Today they put me on rides for first time... I need a break though, I have done almost two weeks of 14hr BUSY and UNDERSTAFFED days and now I am being trained up on TOYS FOR KIDS which is a giant, slower Skalextric (however the fuck you spell it) and I have spent all day putting on and lifting off toddlers to and from fibre glass racing cars, police cars, safari jeeps and motorbikes.

I really need to quit, perhaps I should just stick a pin in a globe and go to the first civilised place I prick.

Then find something to do, it can't be that hard for a movie editing, newspaper article writing, photo re-touching, English tutoring, ex accordion playing twat like me, surely.

I was supposed to go to the Phillipines for a weeks holiday on Saturday but Sandra says this American dude is calling her again and her mum ( who lives here and thinks I'm the bees knees) wants me to marry her and she doesn't speak loudly enough on the phone and I am very fed up with it all.

I need a break, apparently the hours we are working are highly illegal for HK let alone UK... The fact I have done 11 days without a day off just takes the piss.

**mrsquirrel** · 27-02-2007, 06:45 AM

Is this some sort of on going piss take or is this al lreally going on in some bizzzare world?>

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 27-02-2007, 08:25 AM

^ It's all actually going on in Hong Kong. Sad as it is, half an hour on Teak Door is the only free time I get pretty much.

Seriously, just how illegal is it to have staff working 13hr, (hot, busy and under-staffed) days for over a week, denying them days off because all hands on deck are needed, due to the amount of people (the lucky ones who have other options) who have said "Fuck this I'm off"?

Incedentally, if you quit you lose fifty quid for every week you have worked since this 'event' commenced back in early December.

They have carefully worded their way around this saying that it is a bonus incentive to encourage people to coplete the 'event' which lasts until March 25th, though they are applying for an extension.

**lom** · 27-02-2007, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Seriously, just how illegal is it to have staff working 13hr

Seriously, you are in Asia and not in England.
Stop wining and get back to work !

**Begbie** · 27-02-2007, 09:33 AM

Scampy seems to have plenty time to troll on other forums. Jeffrey Stanthorpe. I reckon he can't be getting any sleep at all.

He does however live in a container at the side of the road and go to bed at 4 am and have to get up at 3 am to lick gravel off road with toungue...etc etc

**mrsquirrel** · 27-02-2007, 10:10 AM

What is the event and why are you working at it? Can anybody work at it?

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