Is eating your own dog normal behaviour.

**Marmite the Dog** · 22-02-2007, 03:54 PM

My mum ate her pet rabbits when she was a kid as they were given the choice of losing the dog or the rabbits. She didn't know that they would eat the losers though.

**danbo** · 22-02-2007, 04:03 PM

The key word here is 'pet'. If a dog, or any animal, is adopted by a human as a pet then it transcends mere 'meat on legs' status and becomes quite literally a part of the family. CMN had pets. stroller had dogs that lived in his vicinity.
A person who would eat their pet is without a doubt a 100% cross-the-road to avoid weirdo. Someone who eats dogs is just a weirdo. You can safely pass them on the same side of the road, but on no account should you engage with them in any way.

**William** · 22-02-2007, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by danbo

...but on no account should you engage with them in any way.

Now you tell me. I've had a pint with that man in the past

**danbo** · 22-02-2007, 04:05 PM

oops just realised that I may have inadvertently insulted Marmite's mum - Just to clarify, rabbits are excepted from this theory. Rabbits don't work as pets. I've had loads and I've never known one to return a stick, they just run off.

**stroller** · 22-02-2007, 04:07 PM

^
This is just sick and twisted!
Appaling, children are forced to eat their pets in a civilised country like the UK.

**Marmite the Dog** · 22-02-2007, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by danbo

oops just realised that I may have inadvertently insulted Marmite's mum

I'm telling!

**Marmite the Dog** · 22-02-2007, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

Appaling, children are forced to eat their pets in a civilised country like the UK.

It was just after a bunch of trouble making Europeans had nearly decimated our country. Times were hard then.

**RandomChances** · 22-02-2007, 05:19 PM

My dad ate my pet rabbit when I was a kid, well I thought it was my pet rabbit but it turns out it was just a rabbit he'd brought home to fatten up a bit. Rabbits are prety crap pets anyway. I wonder if stroller kept tuna as a pet would there be this uproar

**blackgang** · 22-02-2007, 05:25 PM

Tuna make crap pets too, ever try to get one to return a stick or ball or even come when called??

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2007, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

I wonder if stroller kept tuna as a pet would there be this uproar

ridiculous and pointless line of reasoning.

fact: dogs are unlike tuna.

**Little Chuchok** · 22-02-2007, 05:36 PM

Fact:dogs can swim,so can Tuna.

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2007, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by RandomChances

I wonder if stroller kept tuna as a pet would there be this uproar

It's simple argument for argument's sake.

Fact: Stroller obviously has emotional problems.

**dirtydog** · 22-02-2007, 05:41 PM

Tuna tastes nice

dont think I could bring myself to eat dog meat and defineatly not my own dog, then again I wouldn't eat eels, insects, liver, offal, congealed blood plus loads of other stuff, especially french stuff.

**stroller** · 22-02-2007, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Fact: Stroller obviously has emotional problems.

I am not the one who is getting all upset and starts threads about what other people have for dinner.

**RandomChances** · 22-02-2007, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

fact: dogs are unlike tuna.

How would you know ? have you ever ate a dog... you tuna hater you

**kingwilly** · 22-02-2007, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Fact:dogs can swim,so can Tuna.

fckn priceless! greens on the way...

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2007, 06:07 PM

I'm planning to devote my life to saving dogs from wackjob Europeans.
i am off to buy some robes and a few thousand leads.
see you later.

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2007, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

fckn priceless! greens on the way...

fukking sense of obvious humour here is priceless.

**kingwilly** · 22-02-2007, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

then again I wouldn't eat eels, insects, liver, offal, congealed blood plus loads of other stuff, especially french stuff.

all good i suppose u dont even eat black pudding...

**stroller** · 22-02-2007, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

i am off to buy some robes and a few thousand leads.

What you're gonna do with the robes? Is this some cult thing?

Btw, I'd be happy to swap my dog for a pig or tuna with you - I am quite accommodating really.

**Bruce** · 22-02-2007, 06:33 PM

The nephew in Korea is rather partial to a dish of black labrador.

I grew up on a farm with 250 dairy cows. We knew there were 250 because each year the excess got sent off to the abattoir. So Daisy who you'd milked twice daily, rubbed her ears, patted her and let her nuzzle you, and one day she's dried up and you're encouraging her onto the truck and she's blissfully ignorant she's off to the abattoir.

If you want to become a vegetarian,I recommend you visit an abattoir.

Years later, we're living in town with several chickens and I knock one off for dinner that night, we're having chicken and I say how nice it is and one of the kids suddenly looks up and says, "Is this Blackie?" End of dinner for the kids, although I enjoyed their leftovers.

Of course, some people from Vegetable Liberation say plants also have feelings, so next time you're wolfing down a carrot or a potato, stop and listen for its squealing!

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2007, 06:46 PM

I'd like to thank the despicable dog eater for setting my creative juices on fire.
i have designed a whole english course for intermediate students based on a moral compass.
Should see some interesting results on Saturday.
I expect to see consuming your 4 legged friend right at the Northern tip.. considerably higher than terrorism or wearing ladies underwear in Tesco Lotus.

The results of the recommended punishments should also be revealing.. as will the caption competition.

**kingwilly** · 22-02-2007, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

or wearing ladies underwear in Tesco Lotus.

The results of the recommended punishments should also be revealing.. as will the caption competition.

is that bad then??

**stroller** · 22-02-2007, 06:51 PM

My gf does it all the time.

I suppose she's emotionally disturbed by Welsh standards.

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2007, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

is that bad then??

I don't know yet.
will have to wait and see.

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