favourite readers letters

**reinvented** · 21-02-2007, 02:07 PM

now i'll admit to enjoying the letters sent by halfwit's to the bangkok post etc.

i'd like to invite you to share some of your favourites

i'll get the ball rolling:

Now that my local is open 24-7, I have no need to ever go home again. Im going to sell my house and spend the money on lager and peanuts.

Karl Lauder, Chesterfield

I am married to a Taiwanese lady, and people often ask me if she was a mail order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail lose 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme. she was sent by DHL next day delivery.

L Palmer, London

With reference to Mr Palmers letter (above). I am also married to a Taiwanese lady, but nobody asks me if she is a mail order bride. But perhaps thats because I am also Taiwanese. And we live in Taiwan.

Lo Chi Chang, Taipei

We are police vice squad officers, that is to say porn cops, and our favourite breakfast cereal is Corn Pops.
Do any other readers have favourite breakfast cereals that are spoonerisms of their occupations?
D.S Jackson and D.C Cobham. thames valley CID

**Marmite the Dog** · 21-02-2007, 02:17 PM

Someone's been reading Viz...

**peterpan** · 21-02-2007, 02:19 PM

The ultimate Bangkok Post BORING FART is Jack Gilead
last week he posted a long letter complaining about the market changing to digital camera's, He went into a detailed cost comparisan between film and digital and calling for manufacturers to return to Film cameras.
What a tosspot!

**slimboyfat** · 21-02-2007, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

The ultimate Bangkok Post BORING FART is Jack Gilead
last week he posted a long letter complaining about the market changing to digital camera's, He went into a detailed cost comparisan between film and digital and calling for manufacturers to return to Film cameras.
What a tosspot!

do you have a copy of his letter? i would like to send it to the Straits Times

**danbo** · 21-02-2007, 03:56 PM

The B.Post ones make me want to vomit and laugh loudly at the same time - which is not an easy thing to do.

**slimboyfat** · 21-02-2007, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by danbo

The B.Post ones make me want to vomit and laugh loudly at the same time - which is not an easy thing to do.

video it and you could become a Youtube star - just like the Gentleman Scamp

**DJ Pat** · 21-02-2007, 10:05 PM

They guy who wrote into the Bkk Post last week saying that

"Thailand really needs to change it's national psyche because otherwise it will lose useful foreign businessmen such as myself"

Twat, eh.

**Begbie** · 21-02-2007, 10:23 PM

The funniest letter ever in the Bangkok Post was by someone slagging off Bernard Trink.

**stroller** · 21-02-2007, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

video it and you could become a Youtube star - just like the Gentleman Scamp

I've been waiting for this "How do I post a video clip?" thread, but I guess that might have appeared on another forum, there are important people such as George Seagal reading TV, you know?

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