Bragging

**mrsquirrel** · 21-02-2007, 10:47 PM

Hey there mr Dj long time no see.

Whatcha been upto?

**stroller** · 21-02-2007, 10:59 PM

Bragging?

**RandomChances** · 21-02-2007, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

Oh, and I met TV's George, OE's Mandrake, TD's dirtydog and many other important sex- and expats, including the illustrious Gentleman Scamp, Butterfly and Bluecat...hey, I'm a V.I.P. sort of guy, not to be messed with!

I've met all them as well

...well except butterfly

I've never really got the chineese/thai thing around here everyone's chineese/thai, no real difference from everyone else

**Spin** · 21-02-2007, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Whatcha been upto?

He been trying to get his foot out of that giant turd

**Begbie** · 21-02-2007, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
was he Australian?
name begins with A....

nope,it was a seppo.met him at the Hash House pub.I was a bit pissed adn it probably came out a bit sarky like....

The solution is to avoid the Hash House Pub. It works for me.

**stroller** · 21-02-2007, 11:18 PM

They do a good breakkie, for the price.

**Begbie** · 21-02-2007, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

They do a good breakkie, for the price.

Spoken like a tourist. Those black things weren't raisins.

**mrsquirrel** · 21-02-2007, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by paulg

My wife's dad is the Mau pii (spirit doctor)

That is a decent brag, that sort of shit is interesting.

Knowing that somebodies wifes father is a gangster just doesn't impress me though.

**DJ Pat** · 21-02-2007, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Hey there mr Dj long time no see.

Whatcha been upto?

Same old shit nothing new

**raycarey** · 21-02-2007, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

feel free to add your own

"my IQ is 180"

**dirtydog** · 22-02-2007, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Some of the most common brags.

1. My wife has a degree

feel free to add your own

I hate this one cos it's nearly always a way of saying "My wife isn't from a bar"

But it shows one thing, that the level of intelligence of the company they keep.

I love that one and used to say it as much as possible on ajarn, cos she is a proper degreed up teacher, not a 40 hour long course teacher

I do know quite a few millionares aswell, not that it benifits me in anyway at all, well apart from building work for them, but they get charged the same price as everyone else

infact next week I shall be working in a millionaires friends house/mansion, ok if we go out he pays as it is nothing money for him here, but apart from that he is just an ordinary guy, well apart from being extremely bright and sharp and a tad eccentric, hell this guy owns 3 porshes in the UK and 2 are those SUV ones less than 2 years old, that aint bragging, that is his life, here he has 30 to 40 million bahts worth of assets and that is just odds and ends stuff for him.

As for the police I know quite a few of them and occasionly socialise with them, one time my mate got attacked by his wife with a meat cleaver, I got her up against the wall with a chair until she calmed down a bit and dropped the knife, half hour later the police came and arrested me and my mate for attacking his wife, yep she called her police mates, so there we are sitting in the police station with 3 cops in front of us telling us we are going to jail, I phoned a police friend of mine, he came to the station and looked in the door, the 3 police man then decided they had something more important to do and left, so my mate took over the case, end of case, that aint bragging, thats just fact, on how badly this country is run.

**MeMock** · 22-02-2007, 05:19 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Originally Posted by MeMock

I have been paying more attention recently and the one constant if the never ending negative threads you start.

Well done thankyou for pointing that out.

Anytime my friend, anytime

**Lily** · 22-02-2007, 10:35 AM

What about the other favourite brag?

The IQ brag.

**in4zip** · 22-02-2007, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Lily

What about the other favourite brag?

The IQ brag.

what dat? ah the Inner Queen ,
nah aint got any of that
I'z all macho

**Whiteshiva** · 22-02-2007, 10:57 AM

I have quite a few friends who are multi-millionaires. I think one of them might even be a billionaire!

Problem is, most of them are in Vietnam ($70 will make you a millionaire there).

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2007, 10:59 AM

I was living in Turkey when a pound was the equivalent of 2 million Turkish lira.
Unfortunately a packet of cigarettes cost a million.

**kingwilly** · 22-02-2007, 11:05 AM

i currently have a million rupiah in my wallet

**ChiangMai noon** · 22-02-2007, 11:07 AM

^
what's that in real money??
I mean sterling or euros, not antipodean funny money.

**MeMock** · 22-02-2007, 11:20 AM

about 7000 rupiah = 1 aussie dollar i think.

**Spin** · 22-02-2007, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

i currently have a million rupiah in my wallet

Just enough for lunch then?

**mrsquirrel** · 22-02-2007, 11:23 AM

I think a lot of it is purely down to the fact that people here want to make out that their lives are more than having married a scrubber from a farm who happened to be passing.

What do people brag about in the UK or Oz? One would presume that it's money and women again,

There is that Corkscrew character over at Thaivisa whose signature is something about his three Mercedes that he owns.

**slimboyfat** · 22-02-2007, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

What do people brag about in the UK or Oz? One would presume that it's money and women again,

.

erm.......how many pints they can drink, how much they hate their wife. that kind of thing

**kingwilly** · 22-02-2007, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
what's that in real money??
I mean sterling or euros, not antipodean funny money.

its about 3 1/2 short-times

**slimboyfat** · 22-02-2007, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
what's that in real money??
I mean sterling or euros, not antipodean funny money.

its about 3 1/2 short-times

what is half a short-time? just a handjob or what?

**kingwilly** · 22-02-2007, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^
what's that in real money??
I mean sterling or euros, not antipodean funny money.

its about 3 1/2 short-times

what is half a short-time? just a handjob or what?

i wouldnt know but u could ask ur mammasan?

change for a beer or 2 ?

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