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    better looking than Ned
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    How much of a dick have you been on the piss

    I thought of this thread after reading Rocs how to treat your French neighbor thread

    Here is a few minor ones to get started

    Abused a guy at a isaan party for not getting up and dancing which aint no big deal except he had a broken leg at the time

    Smashed in a door at a resort because I thought I had lost the keys but where found in my pocket the next morning just as a few Thai turn up to ask for some money and me to leave

    So come on fess up how much of a asshole have you been on the piss

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    I once slept on the doormat in front of my house because I couldn't find my front door key. Didn't have the energy to kick the door in

    Like you, found the key in my pocket the next day - lots of neighbours gave me the "look"

    Wouldn't mind, but I only had 4 beers

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    it'll be interesting to read CMn's reply. It'll read like a bloody book

    Also, how did LC get on the "Wall of Shame" I wonder

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    Like you, found the key in my pocket the next day - lots of neighbours gave me the "look"
    rock and Roll William.
    Nobody could accuse your life of being eventless.

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    CMN I bet you're still writing your response to the OP - and will be doing so for the remainder of today

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    it'll be interesting to read CMn's reply. It'll read like a bloody book
    Since embracing sobriety I have tried to forget my previous life.
    Any dubious behaviour in my previous 36 years of life is neither here nor there.

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    ^ I thought the 12-step plan meant having to face up to your past

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    I do have a very funny story about some class A drugs, loads of beer, a scaffholder and a tv remote control.
    I'll regale you later.
    Some of us have a hard day's work pending.

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    I spent the night in jail in Munich after getting arrested at the beerfest in'87. We were parying too hard and had the cops come and kick us out after we made pancho's out of the tablecloths.

    Got dragged out by the bouncers on my arse right through the whole tent burnt my arse and when a girlfriend jumped up and had a go at one of them he pulled a night stick out so I rugby tackled the prick.

    Went horribly pear shaped after that and took off to greece the moment they let me out.

    There are many story's in my life suited to this thread...stand by.
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    I am NEVER a dick when I am pissed, People think its funny when I lurch around the room grabbing their girl friends asses, I become alluring and have studly appeal to the opposite sex. In short I am almost perfect when pissed its only in the morning when I am sober that I understand what a DICK I am.
    There canít be good living where there is not good drinking

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    My follies usually don't involve violence on my part, but being chased or threatened myself, rarely happens these days.
    I triggered a regional terrorist alert in the 70s, which got me into the local newspaper.

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    I am always charming, witty and graceful when drunk.

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    nothing really stands out in my memory.

    thinking i can dance is the main thing.

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    I recently got up and danced provocatively on the runway at the local coyote bar with the bikini clad dancers.
    Nothing wrong with that you might say but i was with the girlfriend at the time

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    Stole the keys of a collage mini bus on a field trip and took most of ths class on a pub crawl, yes I did get kicked out , but luckly the police were'nt involved.

    Dismantaled most of a hotel room trying to find an annoying ringing sound only to find out it was a phone on the wall above the bed.

    Woke up in the back of a strange car one morning, it was about halfway to my house, I only assume I was walking home and tired and I just found an unlocked car and went to sleep there, luckly I was gone before anyone woke up.
    I have more than the average number of arm and legs

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    I can't remember.

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    ^I'm with you!

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    Actually, after reading the OP again i realised I was not a dick but a hero saving a young girl from the German police. They were the dicks, what harm could a bunch of drunk Aussies do with beer soaked tablecloths over their heads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    I can't remember.
    Very convenient!

    All I say is it's not a good idea to mix secanol with Courvoisier.
    One night in a night club I thought someone had lifted my wallet.....I woke up in jail... beat up and bruised....found my wallet back in my room.

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    I turn into a sexual pest when drunk.

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    I once thought it would be great fun to "free ride" on the font of a Merc. The driver hit the breakes suddenly and I crushed my balls on the Merc symbol. Probably never be able to have children now

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    Well today was pretty embarrassing and I wern't even pissed, got to work at the nice housing estate where we are working, parked my car in its normal spot, got out of my car and locked it up, then noticed that my legs were itching, looked down and I was standing in an ant war zone, the big red nasty ones were swarming up my legs, run out into the middle of the road jumping up and down slapping my legs to crush the nasty buggers to death, then my shorts fell down, there are quite a few Thais now that have found out about farangs not wearing underpants I wouldn't advise you to wander round underpant less in Thailand as for one thing it is illegal, and 2 you never know what is going to happen next

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    ^ sorry mate, but I'm pissing myself laughing at that

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    for one thing it is illegal,
    you're 'shittin' me..

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    ^ any of them Thais get a photo of you?

    care to share it if they did?

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