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    8 beer's an Englishman and a Frenchman...

    I had 8 large beer's and nearly had a fight with
    a frenchman!
    I'd been drinking all night and this french guy was playing guitar next door.
    I've alway's hated him since his Thai girlfriend stole money from my missus.
    Anyway pissed as a c#nt,I went over to him stuck my middle finger up and said something along the lines of "F#ck your mother,you french c#nt".(You can see I've been taking lesson's from DD!! )
    After we'd both exchanged strong word's,I remembered I had an electric tazzer in my pocket(keep's the soi dog's at bay) which I waved at him saying "Come on ya french prick,come and get me".
    This morning I'm hungover and feeling like a prick for what I did!
    I shall be going to the temple this afternoon.........


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    Buy the Frenchie 8 beers & see what he gets up to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roc
    I shall be going to the temple this afternoon.........
    After you apologised to the nice neighbour, I assume?

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    You need anger management classes and should probably stop drinking and you might want not to put apostrophes in your plurals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    You need anger management classes
    Can they help you getting rid of the annoying habit of fighting people with car doors ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    and you might want not to put apostrophes in your plurals.
    picky picky picky......as usual

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    picky picky picky......as usual
    Booze withdrawal symptoms

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    I do have anger management problem's so
    I'm off to learn about meditation!
    I'll be ummmmming in Suan Mokkh at the end of this month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roc
    I do have anger management problem's so
    the fukking apostrophes in the plurals are driving me up the fuking wall.

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    when are you meant to use em then?, not being cheeky but is there a rule for when to use them? I must have missed that day at school, I think i had a tummy bug.

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    Apostrophes in a word when indicating a missing letter, as in

    "get 'em",.....or "li'l' bit only"..." it's a nice day" etc.

    At the end of words indicating posession, as in

    John's chairs,,,,,Jesus' life, and so on.

    No other time.

    Don't give up CMn.

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    Fock, them native English's speaker's are the pit's...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roc
    I've alway's hated him since his Thai girlfriend stole money from my missus
    Why not hate Frenchie's GF?

    When you were calling him names and such did he come back at you with:

    "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent_Smith
    Why not hate Frenchie's GF?
    Because Roc is a Brit and has hated them cheese-munching froggies for a long time...
    How dare a Frenchman have a good time playing the guitar???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roc
    Anyway pissed as a c#nt,I went over to him stuck my middle finger up and said something along the lines of "F#ck your mother,you french c#nt".(You can see I've been taking lesson's from DD!! )
    I think roc is misrepresenting me, I am a nice chap and dont get into petty squables like that, anyway I told you before, pepper spray the cnuts, stun guns are fun but if you want to make someone miserable for 15 minutes then you can't beat pepper spray

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    True, or a bit of chili powder, or dry pepper in a can! ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roc
    I went over to him stuck my middle finger up and said something along the lines of "F#ck your mother,you french c#nt".(You can see I've been taking lesson's from DD!! ) After we'd both exchanged strong word's,I remembered I had an electric tazzer in my pocket(keep's the soi dog's at bay) which I waved at him saying "Come on ya french prick,come and get me".
    Thats not so bad Roc no one got hurt and the French barsted probbably deserved it. Well this probbaly a good idea for a thread how fucked up I got on the piss

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    the fukking apostrophes in the plurals are driving me up the fuking wall.
    A man who can't spell fucking complaining about apostrophies...

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    Actually, I don't see it as being pinikkitty.
    Roc obviously has a problem here, an easy one to correct.
    What would happen if his life went tits up and he wanted to get out of the restaurant game and back into teaching.

    No way would he get an interview, if someone saw a cv which listed his hobbies as 'collecting stamp's or walking his dog's '.

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    ^Englishmen seems to off a more serious problems with their language than a few misplaced apostrophie's

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    No way would he get an interview, if someone saw a cv which listed his hobbies as 'collecting stamp's or walking his dog's '.
    You have a point CMN. On my CV I listed my hobby as, 'Collecting Terence Stamp's nose hair', and I didn't get the job as England Football Manager.

    As for Frenchmen: I wouldn't give them the time of day. If one asked me for it I'd look at my watch so that he'd know that I knew, but I wouldn't give it to him. I'd whisper it to a passing Spaniard, but I would just stand and look at the Frenchman.
    Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!

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    You don't like them then?

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    France should be renamed "Surrender".
    Bloody cowards!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Fock, them native English's speaker's are the pit's...

    Arai na??

    I?m thinking that a reely cute thing that the girl?s all do here is use that uspide down question mark thingy in place?s of aphrostrohe?s

    I wonder if we can find one to use here???

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    Oooh! Naughty!^^

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