Ok I am going to start telling some of the stuff that has happened to me in Thailand, Hopefully I will keep this up and it will equal El Gibbons thread on living in the jungles of Chantanburi.
Right I shall start with an easy one to remember, well for me anyway, me and this Thai cop are in a short time bar in Soi yodsak, having a good time but we aint gonna take any girls from there as there aint no pretty ones, then some drunk farang guy starts beating on the girls, now this guy is big, I mean real fok off big and he is whacking into 3 Girls, he got them in the corner of the bar and is just swinging wild punches at them, the German bar owner runs outside of his bar and aint gonna do nothing about it, so we got me, a load of girls, one crazy farang and a policeman, now obviously being a farang we think this has to be stopped real quick, the policeman didn't want to get involved, after 10 minutes of this I forced the situation, I mean this great big guy was whacking tiny little Thai girls, he was about 6 foot 6 inches, so me mate radios the police and decides to deal with the situation, by this time I was already in there getting the girls away from the crazed farang and outside, my mate the polioceman had the crazed farang by the neck and was trying to bang his head against the wall, now that is real difficult to do when your a foot or more shorter than the guy your trying to whack his head against the wall, but it all calmed down real quick, then the problems started we had been in a bar previously talking to a German guy and my mate had pretended he was Malaysian, this German guy walks in and and tells everybody he aint Thai police but a Malaysian guy and can't do this shite, this was the time it got scary, "Get your gun out now" I was shouting, things were really going down bad, we got some farang telling the other farang that this guy aint a cop and the farang had 80 kilos on him and the other wanted to join in on this fun adventure, so here we are in an empty bar as I made all the girls go outside, only want friendly wittnessess and we got some big mother foker farang drunk out of his head and some stoopid foker who really believed the malaysian bullshit, luckily the police turn up real quick to help each other and there was loads of them within seconds of this second idiot.