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    Newbie The Righteous Brother's Avatar
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    When was the last time you commited a criminal offence?

    Me? Last Saturday...

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    I brought some beers at 2am a couple of weeks ago... That is illegal in this stupid country now

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    Nipped down the market today on my Honda Dream 125 and forgot my helmet.



















    ...And my full leathers, boots and goggles.

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    At least you have a basket.
    I must admit I miss my basket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    I must admit I miss my basket.
    You could probably pick one up for less than 100B. Tie it on the front there with some string. It'd look dead cool.

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    Or you could learn a new skill. Balance your shopping on your head.


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    Well if smoking weed is illegal I am breaking the law as I write this.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by flash View Post
    Well if smoking weed is illegal I am breaking the law as I write this.......
    Actually smoking it isn't an offence in itself, selling it however is a different matter, this all depends on which country you're in though I suppose...

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    Do crimes against nature count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent_Smith View Post
    Do crimes against nature count?
    Not if you're shagging sheep in Yorkshire, in fact it's positively encouraged...

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    I'm wanted by the law & there's two Community Support Officers stood in the kitchen advising the homeowner on home security.

    Not exactly breaking the law but it sure feels like it.

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    When was the last time you commited a criminal offence?

    I hope to in about 30 minutes if the g/f is so inclined...

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    I'm not telling! But I was bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    I'm not telling! But I was bad!
    I waz, iz and I'z gonna be bad foreva
    no fun being anything else and I dont give a sh!t what the holy book says or anybody else for that matter

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    I enjoyed a round of Stilton that had been smuggled into Los recently, with friends in a public venue.
    I serially buy bootleg DVD's here.
    I have been known to watch acts of nudity in Pattaya, which are strictly prohibited.
    Some of the things I have witnessed should be reported to the RSPCA.
    I don't have a Thai driving license.
    I don't always carry my passport. Not since I landed here seven months ago actually.
    My sole driving offence was not handled by the judiciary, but I still paid a fine.
    I have never breathalysed myself, but the .05% legal limit here seems to preclude any chance of legitimacy.
    I occasionally pay a bar employee for the pleasure of her company, but the sex is consensual.
    A 14 year old motosai rider backended me, but I did not report said incident to the Constabulary.

    Am I beyond redemption?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    Am I beyond redemption?
    Yes!
    I was going to suggest you check into an insane asylum before you get into trouble.
    But since you live in Pattaya you just need to stay where you are!

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    Well thats settled then.

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    i have never been caught for anything, so as far as i am concerned i have never ever broken the law.

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    I forgot to put the toothpaste cap back on this morning....

    and I also didnt warm my car engine for 10 mins first


    and I think I prolly even forget to indicate a left turn once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    I forgot to put the toothpaste cap back on this morning....

    and I also didnt warm my car engine for 10 mins first


    and I think I prolly even forget to indicate a left turn once.
    i think you and me are the only TD members who are not fugitives from the law.

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    `Actually smoking it isn't an offence in itself, selling it however is a different matter, this all depends on which country you're in though I suppose...`

    ......Try telling thaty to the Thai Police......

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    I discount anything that I've done in Thailand as it is a lawless society, and the only laws that are inforced are a fucking joke.

    As for breaking the law in a civilised country, it must've been about 7 years ago now.

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    I broke the law in the UK the last time I was there.
    9 or 10 years ago i suppose.

    I doubt wether a day goes by without me breaking the law in thailand.
    Is it legal to drive without indicators?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat View Post
    i have never been caught pissing in an elevator, chewing gum or jay walking, so as far as i am concerned i have never ever broken the law.
    The wonders of Singapore..

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    I dropped my fag-but (smoke) on the floor today. I only did it because they've removed all the fucking bins because they're scared shitless someone will put a bomb in one. But in any event, I think it may be against the law

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