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    If you could be any Teakdoorer for a week who would it be and what would you do?

    Well??

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    CMN and pretend to be pissed everyday and also have a great interest in ladymen

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    I would be HB and I'd be putting me feet up in his shack doing a spot of gardening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    CMN because he's such a cool cat and i admire both his willpower and his taste in women.
    Excellent DD wants to be me.
    How much more famous can I get without ever leaving my house?

    I'm thinking Marmite because I'm told his girlfriend is hot. Unfortunately outweighed by being English.

    little Chuchock maybe.. it would be nice to support a team that never loses at rugby.

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    Smeg. Just to know man...

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    Lily. To aggravate the hell out of decent folks.

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    Random Chances: I'd train the cows to be a motorcycle display team and would tour the country putting on impromptu shows in shopping mall car parks. I'd be hard pushed to get it done in a week but I'd give it a bloody good go.

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    Having contemplated this for a long time I have decided to be William. I will then go out around ladyboy bars and get photos taken of them bumming me. I will then upload the photos to a safe place and wait until I'm back to being me then blackmail him for his parking spot in central BKK.

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    Frisco Frankie....the dude's been around. A week in his life would be rather interesting, and certainly entertaining !!

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    I wanna be DirtyDog for a week.

    I would change CMN post count to zero (just to watch a grown man cry) and then go out whoring. I think I would use a tuk-tuk, don't want to be taken for a poof in that car.

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    I'd be rigger, at the end of the month when the paycheck comes in, have a hot weekend in Konkaen, run one of his bikes up to my place, then take the bus back to Isan before the week was over.

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    I would be Mad dog so I could go on a coke binge for a week as I miss them and every time I didnt get what I wanted I could play the racism card

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    I would be the richest poster. And I'd nick all his money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benbaaa
    I would be the richest poster

    ahhh.. frabious day

    Another person who wants to be me..

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    I'd be Peterpan and spend all his money blinging his Vigo for him as he clearly has no idea
    When that was finished I'd gas up his CRF450F and head out to the motocross track in Khon Kaen and give the locals a good dusting

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    Mad dog is a handsome young lad and I'm not. I'd like to be him, stand in front of the mirror and touch myself all over.

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    I'd want to be Danbo, so I know what it feels like to be insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    I would change CMN post count to zero (just to watch a grown man cry) and then go out whoring. I think I would use a tuk-tuk, don't want to be taken for a poof in that car.
    But could you wear the bumbag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    But could you wear the bumbag?
    I think I have no choice.
    If I looked liked DD I would need to carry a lot of money to attract the ladies

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    I've not been in this forum long, so I can't make an educated decision, but I do know that if there are any fine females posting here, I'd like to be one of them. I'd spend the entire time in the confines of my home digitally stimulating myself so I could find out if those female orgasms are as enjoyable as they look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garuda
    but I do know that if there are any fine females posting here, I'd like to be one of them.
    Perhaps you'd like to try being GOW - I notice that no one else has volunteered - I wonder why?

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    You would get to see MTD Oh face though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal
    Perhaps you'd like to try being GOW - I notice that no one else has volunteered - I wonder why?
    Time of the month I believe, could you imagine all that blood and gunge dripping out of your dick, bloody horryfying thought, hmm a spell checker would be good for that word.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal
    Perhaps you'd like to try being GOW - I notice that no one else has volunteered - I wonder why?
    Time of the month I believe, could you imagine all that blood and gunge dripping out of your dick, bloody horryfying thought, hmm a spell checker would be good for that word.....
    surely that is the best time to be GoW
    at least you wont have MtD trying to engage you in any naughtiness. well lets hope not anyway

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    i think i will be DD.
    The bargirl thread needs a lot more work and I don't mind taking one or two for the team.

    erm i mean giving one or two for the team

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