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    UB fukking C

    just got my magazine for next month.

    The 6 nations starts on Saturday with England versus Scotland but what haver we got on star sports.
    Charlton Athletic against Chelsea in the pooveball.
    Fascinating I'm fukking sure.
    Instead we have to wait until Sunday at 5.pm for delayed coverage of a match played 20 hours earlier.
    This is definitely the last subscription I ever pay.

    Dreadful crap.
    Not that I can find Star sports anyway... bastard thing has disapopeared from it's new number 70 home.
    AXN has also just disappeared on me.

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    I wouldn't pay a 1,000 odd baht every month for tv, it actually suprises me that I pay the 3,600baht per year for cable tv and I cant remember the last time I watched it, the big tv would make a nice monitor actually thinking about it

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    Sport is for simpltons and plebs... No offence

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    a 1,000 odd baht every month for tv,
    If only it was that cheap.
    1,600 a month.
    Right up there with what you'd pay in a first world country.

    At least ireland Wales is on Sunday but that is only because there's no fukking football clashing with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    Sport is for simpltons and plebs... No offence
    Fuck off mad dog ya big poof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    Sport is for simpltons and plebs... No offence
    Fuck off mad dog ya big poof.
    I like womens tennis ... just turn up the volume .. close your eyes and let your imagination ...flow...

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    Yea WTF is up with UBC? Now the history channel, the national geographic channel are all in thai now! The should at least have both so the rich thai kids could learn more english

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    What's that company that sells you a dish for a one off payment of 5 or 6,ooo?
    Is it DSat??

    Anyone use it?

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    for 20.000 in Pattaya or in Bangkok, you get SAT TV from all over the world (about 300 channels with sports, HBO etc...)

    Moving SAT with the Dream Package from the Philippines or other SAT from Taiwan and China

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    What's that company that sells you a dish for a one off payment of 5 or 6,ooo?
    Is it DSat??
    more like 20.000 THB, you need 2 or 3 Dish, one moving, one fixed and some other one for code maintenance download or some other shit. Still cheap.

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    Is that 20,000 a month??? fock that ... Only chavs watch that much TV

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    Don't be bloody daft maddog.
    It's a one off payment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    a 1,000 odd baht every month for tv,
    If only it was that cheap.
    1,600 a month.
    Right up there with what you'd pay in a first world country.

    At least ireland Wales is on Sunday but that is only because there's no fukking football clashing with it.
    If only it was that cheap.
    2,155.15 a month.
    Right up there with <snip>

    Totally agree. How can ordinary Thais pay this sort of cash?

    And the recent channel change fiasco makes them look a right load of incompetent morons. First it was scheduled for Jan 16th and we had a week's worth of nonsense at the top of the screen telling us about it every 10 minutes.

    Then Somchai tells Somsuk that there's a technical error (his brain wasn't big enough) so they put it off until Jan 23rd, with another week's worth of nonsense at the top of the screen.

    Then Sombat tells them both that they've fokked up and there was more jiggery pokery last night.

    Real professional job, fellas. Keep it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RDN
    If only it was that cheap. 2,155.15 a month.
    You must be crazy for paying that sort of money for tv, hell just watch it on the pc, download whatever you want as it is all on the net anyway, I got software on this pc I aint even bothered opening that gives me access to 3,000 plus channels.

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    Can't you just pay the cable guy 50 bucks to juice you up to the rainbow package??? Like on that movie... Cable Guy ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly
    more like 20.000 THB, you need 2 or 3 Dish, one moving, one fixed and some other one for code maintenance download or some other shit. Still cheap.
    this is the one I meant ... dynasat.

    Posted by keegan in the other channel.

    Quote Originally Posted by keegan
    i menyioned this before on a thread about a year ago.
    dynasat. bkk based sat. tv service that i get up here in chiangrai.
    cut ubc when the price went up 3 times in 9 months a couple of years ago.
    dynasat is pirate. you pay for the dish and the box, about 5000 baht, and no monthly payment.
    62 channels, those being all the sports channels as ubc. plus all the movie channels.
    only difference being, no thai subtitles or being able to switch to thai,
    have had the dervice for close to 2 years, and no real problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    just got my magazine for next month.

    The 6 nations starts on Saturday with England versus Scotland but what haver we got on star sports.
    Charlton Athletic against Chelsea in the pooveball.
    Fascinating I'm fukking sure.
    Instead we have to wait until Sunday at 5.pm for delayed coverage of a match played 20 hours earlier.
    This is definitely the last subscription I ever pay.

    Dreadful crap.
    Not that I can find Star sports anyway... bastard thing has disapopeared from it's new number 70 home.
    AXN has also just disappeared on me.
    Thats bollox CMN you will have to go out and find a bar where you can watch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    You must be crazy for paying that sort of money for tv, hell just watch it on the pc, download whatever you want as it is all on the net anyway, I got software on this pc I aint even bothered opening that gives me access to 3,000 plus channels.
    I used TVUplayer to watch the World Cup, but you can't compare the picture and sound quality to a normal sat or cable TV.

    I've looked at dynasat and others, but can't be hassled to change, so yeah, I must be crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    Now the history channel, the national geographic channel are all in thai now!
    Is this true??

    They are my staple channels. How am I supposed to watch "Air Crash Invesigators" in Thai?

    That'll be it for me then, they really are fucking hopless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    Sport is for simpltons and plebs... No offence
    Fuck off mad dog ya big poof.
    watching other people performing smacks a tad of voyeurism

    cmn, instead of throwing your hard earned dosh and limited time on this planet out the window ogling the boobtube, why not just revert back to the ole fave pastime: w4nking! its quick, its clean, its free and 100% satisfying all the time every time
    ...and gives the missis a break too

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    Hi folks RE. UBC channel change AGAIN.. flokkers..

    AXN = 35

    Sports start on 61

    News start on 71

    As for Disc. Hist. NatG. and Animal Planet they are language switchable on your controller. Depending on what box flavor you have, click around on the Set Up selection and you'll find a language spot where you can switch from Thai (Default) to other language. On my controller I can also switch the Sub Titles. Got my mag early as I mentioned in the other thread, other than being useless since its all in THai it now is ALSO useless due to recent channel rejiggering... Fuckkkkk ers E. G.
    "If you can't stand the answer --
    Don't ask the question!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gibbon
    AXN = 35
    AXN has now jumped to 25 where it is pretty sad and lonely and nowhere near the other channels I don't dislike too much.

    UBC has really started to grate on me.
    Zero hour on discovery is pretty well made, but went to its first break after 5 minutes yesterday. No continuity at all.
    And what's with all the ghost and haunting programmes??

    "feelings of sickness indicate the presence of supernatural activity" confidently proclaimed by the host of 'haunted house' yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
    Sport is for simpltons and plebs... No offence
    Agreed - I cannot honestly understand the facination of watching sport or porn when it is so much more fun to do it yourself.

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