Fun things to do with toothpicks

[Camel Toe]

My latest is to use them as calling cards for those ****s who park on top of me. Take it out, push it down into the keyhole, car door or motorbike ignition (easy, just lean on the car or motorbike as if it's helping you dismount) and break it off.
Thai boys are, of course, accustomed to doing whatever they please, like parking in the staff lot where there's shade. Yesterday I did 6 bikes. Today there were no bikes there. Fast learners. You can always spot a Thai boy's bike, look for blue screws and seats without padding.

[blackgang]

Damn, thats about the best idea I have heard in a long time, but I don't have a pocket large enough to carry that many toothpicks..555

[daveboy]

Make three triangles of the same size using only seven toothpicks.

[shehiredahitman]

Stick them in your balls in a kind of reverse Ker-Plunk type manner while having a wank.

Works for me.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Ahh Ker-Plunk - those were the days.

[Camel Toe]

I keep them 50 of them in my mouth like a cow with her cud. That way if the boys come after me I can swallow and they'd have to sift through my shit to find the evidence.

[Ukan Kizmiaz]

I'm an environmentalist - if I'm at at restaurant I pick me teeth and put them back...recycling.

[cali kid]

[MeMock]

stick them in ethopians ears to stop them falling down ant holes.

[Whiteshiva]

Make three triangles of the same size using only seven toothpicks.

How about making 4 triangles of the same size using only 6 toothpicks...?

[slimboyfat]

stick them in ethopians ears to stop them falling down ant holes.

ok so what do you do if you see an ethiopian drowning?

[shehiredahitman]

Make three triangles of the same size using only seven toothpicks.

How about making 4 triangles of the same size using only 6 toothpicks...?

Star of David

[Camel Toe]

cockroach jail cells. it may not kill them but word will get out you're nobody to fook with.

[Whiteshiva]

Make three triangles of the same size using only seven toothpicks.

How about making 4 triangles of the same size using only 6 toothpicks...?

Star of David

Actually, that's quite good, although it would be 6 triangles.

OK - make 4 triangles without crossing or breaking the toothpicks.

[shehiredahitman]

[/quote]make 4 triangles without crossing or breaking the toothpicks.[/quote]

No can do

[keda]

Would a pyramid count? - one triangle laid down with 3 matches, and the other 3 matches forming the pyramid, or 3 more triangles.

[shehiredahitman]

Pyramid works.

Four matches upright.

Can do.

[Cenovis]

My latest is to use them as calling cards for those ****s who park on top of me. Take it out, push it down into the keyhole, car door or motorbike ignition (easy, just lean on the car or motorbike as if it's helping you dismount) and break it off.
Thai boys are, of course, accustomed to doing whatever they please, like parking in the staff lot where there's shade. Yesterday I did 6 bikes. Today there were no bikes there. Fast learners. You can always spot a Thai boy's bike, look for blue screws and seats without padding.

Grow up and get a life mate

[dirtydog]

^ you wasted your time joining to post that, fok I can see your gonna be the most interesting poster on this forum within days...

[shehiredahitman]

Grow up and get a life mate

Guess who found a toothpick in their lock today?

[Cenovis]

Grow up and get a life mate

Guess who found a toothpick in their lock today?

Nope; my security guards like me.

[stroller]

^ you wasted your time joining to post that, fok I can see your gonna be the most interesting poster on this forum within days...

He's Swiss.

[MeMock]

stick them in ethopians ears to stop them falling down ant holes.

ok so what do you do if you see an ethiopian drowning?

I give up.

[Whiteshiva]

Would a pyramid count?

Never said it wouldn't!

[slimboyfat]

stick them in ethopians ears to stop them falling down ant holes.

ok so what do you do if you see an ethiopian drowning?

I give up.

erm i seem to remember you have to throw him a Polo mint