A Teachers forum

[dirtydog]

hmmm, what happened there, I thopught the block ban was for all the Aussies

[Mr Earl]

Proper english is spoken with a Texas accent. In fact we should change the name of speaking "english" to speaking "texan".

[Marmite the Dog]

Proper english is spoken with a Texas accent. In fact we should change the name of speaking "english" to speaking "texan".

What a horrible thought!

[Little Chuchok]

^Amen to that.I still can't get over the cowboy hats that the buggers wear.At Houston airport I laughed out loud at a whole bunch of suits wearing ten gallon hats. What a bunch of retards.

[stroller]

^
...not to mention those silly boots they are so proud of!

What a bunch of whackos!

[slimboyfat]

^
...not to mention those silly boots they are so proud of!

What a bunch of whackos!

mr style-meister

don't forget we have seen your bumbag thread

[Fabian]

Almost on time for an event? I thought Germans were always punctual.

Stroller stayed in England for too long it seems.

[kingwilly]

Sorry, not sure I understand exactly what you mean, can you elaborate?

When Teakdorians write teacher in "italic", it means X-Tesco shelfpackers withouth degree. (unqualified teachers)

how is your website going macha?

Great! Actually, I'm spending a lot of time on it now a days.

Now I am just plain confused! Are you saying you used to work in Tescoes?

Teakdorians? Is that like Durians?

And now you run a teachers website? Being well qualified and all?

[Rigger]

^Austrailians aint part of the human race...

Comon cuzzie bro no need to be like that. Anyway Australians help kiwis all the time we give you all our left overs and hand me downs.

[RandomChances]

Fatty is quite correct, we want to see more posts on tv about sticking your arm up cows bums, also piccies aswell RC

I have'nt got any pics , scampy used to have a video of me with my arm stuck up a cow, if you ask him he may post some pic's from it

[slimboyfat]

i imagine it must be slightly more challenging sticking your arm up a bull's arse. or am i wrong?

[RandomChances]

i imagine it must be slightly more challenging sticking your arm up a bull's arse. or am i wrong?

I've never actually tried it but would imagine so, unless it's a gay bull. The only time you need to stick your hand up a cow arse is to check wether it's pregnant, other than that it's the other hole you stick your hand up.....unless your just doing it for fun

[cali kid]

What do bull's arses and and teachers have in common?

[slimboyfat]

What do bull's arses and and teachers have in common?

that is worthy of its own thread

[RandomChances]

What do bull's arses and and teachers have in common?

that is worthy of its own thread

It would almost be worth opening a teaching forum just to have that topic in

[cali kid]

What do bull's arses and and teachers have in common?

that is worthy of its own thread

My thoughts exactly

[Gerbil]

Other than the obvious "they're both full of shit", it would be a fairly short thread I think.

[watterinja]

What do bull's arses and and teachers have in common?

Both routinely expel copious amounts of shite & bad gas

[stroller]

it's the other hole you stick your hand up.....unless your just doing it for fun

I think this remark deserves further exploration.
As you know, this is quite a 'liberal' forum in many respects, so please continue, RC.

[machangezi]

Sorry, not sure I understand exactly what you mean, can you elaborate?

When Teakdorians write teacher in "italic", it means X-Tesco shelfpackers withouth degree. (unqualified teachers)

how is your website going macha?

Great! Actually, I'm spending a lot of time on it now a days.

Now I am just plain confused! Are you saying you used to work in Tescoes?

Teakdorians? Is that like Durians?

And now you run a teachers website? Being well qualified and all?

Don't get confused. DD's the inventor, consult him if you have any question!

Tescos? Nah I ain't an unqualified teacher. Contact some of the famous unqualified teachers if you have any question!

Gay? Don't know if it's gay or not but what I know is that some of the Brit posters used that term and contact them if you have any question!

Teacher website? Yes, I'm about to. Do contact Adam (who's incharge of teaching section) if you have any question!

Well qualified? I'm over qualified in my own field! Contact me if you have any question!

[beware of the dog]

I was the best English teacher in my section and was loved by students.

Its not a fecking gameshow (or is it, Tit)