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    Making money out of a car wing mirror

    With the secrets i will now expose there is no need for you to ever work again, yes I will teach you the passive way to earn a small income just from the wing mirror of your car, yes you to can live in thailand and spend your days down at the beach waiting for another fokwit to smash into your wing mirror and give you money for it.

    Ok first off you need a car with a wing mirror to park on the main road, anyway let me tell you my rags to riches story and how I made big bucks out of my wing mirror, although it is on the door so maybe it should be called a door mirror, anyway who cares about that, all your interested in is how to make your own fortune, so this is how I made mine

    First off a couple of Russians got whacked by a Thai taxi while on their motorbike and smashed into my mirror, got to admit I did feel a bit sorry for them as I watched them bleeding as they sat down on the roadside, and the bird was real cute aswell, but hell they damaged my baby, ok, so we phoned the dealer in Chonburi and they quoted 5,500baht to replace, also they would have to spray the new mirror housing cos my car isnt silver like the rest of the cars in thailand, so basically I would lose my car for a few days and have to pay taxi fares there and back but the Ruskies coughed up the dosh and didn't bleed too much over my doorstep.

    A week later I realise I actually got to use my car, time for a quick bodge on the mirror so I can actually drive it, tube of super glue and a bit of motorbike inner tube tyre and I am in business for the next day, little did I know that some drunk pedestrian would try to smash it off the next morning, and yes he was successfull, he was so remorsfull that he just gave my galfriend 2,000baht and apologised and then run off, so ok I am now ahead on this deal, well not really if you factor in the cost of not having your car and the taxi to and from Chonburi, but I am getting there

    Next up came the loud mouthed cnt, suprisingly he was American, so we got him driving correctly and the newspaperman driving down the wrong side of the road so the sceptic hits my mirror, what a foking suprise it is broken yet again, now this happened at 7am and I don't do 7am, but my son woke me up and I told him to fok off as I don't care, my galfriend woke me up at 8am but I don't do 8am either so told her to fok off, anyway 9.30am I learn that everybody is waiting down the police station for me, hmmm, this is getting a bit serious, got to admit I was in a foking bad mood, so I get down the police station and say to the Yank, "so your the stupid fok that crashed into my car", this was in the captains office, his English aint so good, when it was all finished and I was sitting outide I was quite suprised at his death threats for calling him a stupid yank, yep the dumb fok threatened to kill me, must be related to Bush I suppose, anyway between him and the Bangkok post postman they paid 3,000 baht. so yes you too can ekk out an exsistence in Thailand by just owning a wing mirror, forget this shite about earning 250 bucks per hour on the beach, that aint gonna happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    so I get down the police station and say to the Yank, "so your the stupid fok that crashed into my car"
    That wasnt very nice DD
    did he tell you to fok off you pommie barsted before threating kill you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    That wasnt very nice DD
    It was a foking yank!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    did he tell you to fok off you pommie barsted before threating kill you
    I thinjk you know him he called me a "Brit Bstard"

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller
    It was a foking yank!
    O shit sorry my mistake

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I thinjk you know him he called me a "Brit Bstard"
    no none of my mates would say brit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    no none of my mates would say brit
    But it was us Brit scum that sent you sheep buggering gits over to Aussieland in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    But it was us Brit scum that sent you sheep buggering gits over to Aussieland in the first place
    No my grandfather was a scott that migrated and anyway doesnt that make you blood related to the yanks anyway

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