Thread: Soapys

I had a look in the Pattaya sabai soapys yesterday. I progressed no further.

Is there any difference between those 3 places and the dozens in Bangkok (Rachada, PhayaThai etc) which I have never endulged in either....?

"sabai soapys" nee kurr arai?

What is a soapy?

^
Its a massage involving soap and an inflatable

^ soap or suds? These things are important you know

Originally Posted by daveboy

^
Its a massage involving soap and an inflatable

Oh them.

I thought they were a type of TV programme

Originally Posted by beware of the dog

...which I have never endulged in either....?

Yeah, right. (Which is one of the few cases where two positives = a negative)

I don't like soapies. What's the point of having some 40 kg naked soapy gorgeous girl slide up and down your body... hm, forgot what I was going to say now.

Originally Posted by RDN

Originally Posted by beware of the dog

...which I have never endulged in either....?

Yeah, right. (Which is one of the few cases where two positives = a negative)

I don't like soapies. What's the point of having some 40 kg naked soapy gorgeous girl slide up and down your body... hm, forgot what I was going to say now.

I must admit i've never tried it either! I guess you're the expect here Dog boy!

Try a soapy sandwich at Darlings on soi 12 Bangkok. Quite an entertaining way to spend an afternoon in the big mango.

when the underground rail system MRT first opened in Bkk it was affectionally called the 'soapy express' cause it took you down to ratchada...

i tried one of these once in bangkok a couple of years ago. i had just spent 3 days on a ship trying to sort out why one of our crew had accidentally released the lifeboat while he was still inside it - completely destroying the lifeboat and almost killing himself. The ship sailed and I had a few hours to kill before my flight back to singapore. I was hot and dirty and sweaty and suggested to the ships agent that i might like to go for a massage - at least so I could get a shower.

wow that soapy massage was a real surprise, i had never known such a thing existed. Absolute heaven after a nightmare 2 days.
Sad to say I have never tried it since as I have always had some jealous woman in tow every time I have been to Thailand since.

Don't you hate it when you just want a decent massage and then get lured into such pervert establishments.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Try a soapy sandwich at Darlings on soi 12 Bangkok. Quite an entertaining way to spend an afternoon in the big mango.

I had a look in there. Nothing worth 250 Baht let alone 2500 Baht on display (5000 for a sandwich??). The little doorbloke seemed quite offended that I walked out again. Still, it was a universe better than Annies in soi 2!!!

I'm thinking that Rachada is the place to go. Thai blokes are tightwads and would expect value for money......no?

Originally Posted by beware of the dog

Thai blokes are tightwads and would expect value for money......no?

No.
You'll need a thaiophile expert to explain the soapy culture to you.

Originally Posted by beware of the dog

I had a look in the Pattaya sabai soapys yesterday. I progressed no further.

Is there any difference between those 3 places and the dozens in Bangkok (Rachada, PhayaThai etc) which I have never endulged in either....?

Makes sense, you're a soap dodger, aren't ya?

Originally Posted by beware of the dog

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Try a soapy sandwich at Darlings on soi 12 Bangkok. Quite an entertaining way to spend an afternoon in the big mango.

I had a look in there. Nothing worth 250 Baht let alone 2500 Baht on display (5000 for a sandwich??). The little doorbloke seemed quite offended that I walked out again. Still, it was a universe better than Annies in soi 2!!!

I'm thinking that Rachada is the place to go. Thai blokes are tightwads and would expect value for money......no?

I haven't been there for a while, the sandwich used to be 2700 baht. and there was a decent selection of talent.
Annies you really need a strong stomach!

Originally Posted by stroller

Originally Posted by beware of the dog

Thai blokes are tightwads and would expect value for money......no?

No.
You'll need a thaiophile expert to explain the soapy culture to you.

That's right there are a few secrets for getting a good soapy.
The worst I've ever encountered was some place in CM, It was expensive and the girls had terrible attitudes. I walked out 5 minutes into the session and demanded my money back. (i got it too)

^Hope you remembered to put on a towel before demanding your money back in the lobby?

Originally Posted by Skulldigger

^Hope you remembered to put on a towel before demanding your money back in the lobby?

I don't think I was even completely undressed when I started to catch the snotty attitude!
The only other times I've run into that has been with a couple of stunner gogo girls.

Friend that lives in Pattaya and does speak some Thai told me that the foxy girls down town give you the cold shoulder and a snotty attitude if you can't speak Thai.
Hell of a thing when they making their living off of farang.

I thought those girls could hardly speak Thai themselves, being from almost-Cambodia and all?

Originally Posted by blackgang

Hell of a thing when they making their living off of farang.

Not much danger of them becoming rocket scientists!

Nice thing is they are easy to spot for me now. I let the newbies and the japanese fight over those so called stunners. They aren't attractive to me since I know what lies inside their cold little hearts.