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    My nuts have turned blue

    2 months of enforced abstainence will end this coming Monday
    Yes Sir, Thats when the randy and very old bastard returns to Thailand.
    2 months, longest period with out a shag since I was in my teens and it isn't easy.
    I know some of you think that sex is an over rated activity, wish I had the same view, but as it is, I need to empty the bag frequently and wanking just don't feel the same as having some little hottie jumping up and down on my arthritic old bones.
    First off, when my wife picks me up we will go to our hotel and commence action. (I shall have to find something to keep the kids occupied with) then I will head off to Soi Cowboy where a suitable and skanky partner will be transported to that luxurious palace of pleasure known as the Crown hotel in soi 19.
    After that I shall wander over to my Mia Noi's place in soi 24 and after presenting some trinkets and a bottle of Naam Hom I shall indulge in dirty carnal pleasure with the relaxed familiarity that only a Mia Noi can provide.

    By that time dawn will have broken, so a slow breakfast in the Dubliner after which we will travel to Pattaya. Bit of a rest and maybe a a Nooner with my lucky wife. Early in the evening, a few beers in walkng street, feed the kids, dump them and the missus, followed up by a trip to soi 6 to revel in the depths of despair with the worst that Thailand can offer.

    Its good to be home.
    There canít be good living where there is not good drinking

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    jaysus - watch out for friction burns!

    once a week is enough for me!

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    ^^
    Is this what happens when you get old??

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    my lucky wife.

    mmmm.... lucky to have a husband who has sex with prostitutes and keeps a second wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    my lucky wife.

    mmmm.... lucky to have a husband who has sex with prostitutes and keeps a second wife?
    classic limited outlook of inexperienced youth living in forsaken NT

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    40kms inside the WA border actually

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    ^same same as far expertize re. multiple partner penetration is concerned

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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip View Post
    ^same same as far expertize re. multiple partner penetration is concerned
    i suspect that MM sees that as a positive.

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    so when I lived in Bangkok for a year was I any different?

    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
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    my lucky wife.

    mmmm.... lucky to have a husband who has sex with prostitutes and keeps a second wife?
    MM, I am in surfers and if I had to live here full time I would be strictly
    monogamous, or give it up all together, its dead easy enough here.

    As for my wife being lucky, she thinks she is because if I was a Thai husband, he would do the same thing but spend ALL his money on doing it, whereas for me, its discretionary spend only, after family needs.

    To compensate for my reprehensible behaviour in Thailand I am a well regarded contributor here. Christian Forums - The Online Christian Chat Forum & Message Board under the name of "hallaluya redneck"

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    so your saying that you have no self control?

    no stress here - everyone is different and you do what you want to do it was just the line 'lucky wife' that made me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon View Post
    ^^
    Is this what happens when you get old??
    Just wait and see!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    so your saying that you have no self control
    Fair question.

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    Each to his own, I say. Got a mate who lives with two girls (has a baby to each), has two other 'girlfriends' and spends most weekends in Pattaya chasing ho's. Me, I'm happy with only one and have been for 9 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    so your saying that you have no self control?
    Its well over rated, so in my sunset years I decided to ditch it, sexual debaunchery is much more my style.

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    ^

    right so you have no self control. Enough said.

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    I think that self-control rates right up there with maturity. Both are highly touted by people who have forgotten how to have fun....

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    and have a hydrocephalic child as their avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoGeAr View Post
    Each to his own, I say. Got a mate who lives with two girls (has a baby to each), has two other 'girlfriends' and spends most weekends in Pattaya chasing ho's. Me, I'm happy with only one and have been for 9 years.
    How does he manage to live with two girls? Isn't that the receipe for disaster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian View Post
    and have a hydrocephalic child as their avatar
    That's below the belt pal.

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    only if you wear your belt as a hat

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    After that I shall wander over to my Mia Noi's place in soi 24 and after presenting some trinkets and a bottle of Naam Hom I shall indulge in dirty carnal pleasure with the relaxed familiarity that only a Mia Noi can provide.
    thanks for the warning PP...i'll give her a miss for a few days then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian View Post
    and have a hydrocephalic child as their avatar
    so you are saying that my child has brain damage...

    you'll keep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous Coward View Post
    I think that self-control rates right up there with maturity. Both are highly touted by people who have forgotten how to have fun....
    so to have fun you have to sleep around on your wife...righto I'll keep that in mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok View Post
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    and have a hydrocephalic child as their avatar
    That's below the belt pal.
    below the belt is obviously obsidian only hobby.

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