The Unkindest Cut of All...

[AntRobertson]

In a fit of rage, a Romanian doctor cut off a patient's penis during surgery and then proceeded to mutilate it.

The 36-year-old Romanian man had gone into Bucharest hospital to have corrective surgery on one of his testicles. During the operation, surgeon Naum Ciomu lost his temper, picked up a scalpel and hacked off the man's penis.

To the shock of the nursing staff, he then placed the penis on the operating table and proceeded to chop it into small pieces before storming out of the theatre, the Metro.co.uk website reported this week.

Afterwards, Ciomu claimed he had been under stress and lost his temper after he accidentally cut the man's urinary channel and 'overreacted'.

Ciomu has since had his medical license suspended and a Romanian court has ordered him to pay $NZ284,351 in damages to the man with the mutilated member.

The court also ordered the hospital to pay $NZ56,858 costs to the man to pay for the operation to rebuild his penis using tissue from his arm.

Overreacted!? Overreacted!?! Sheesh I'd hate to see this guy in a real pique then!

Utterly bizarre: 'Oops I've just made a mistake on this man during surgery. I know, I'll vent my displeasure by cutting his penis off and chopping it up. Supressing anger is unhealthy dontcha know...'

[Dougal]

rebuild his penis using tissue from his arm.

This raises an interesting question. How much of your arm would you be willing to donate to give yourself the manhood you have always desired?

[AntRobertson]

This raises an interesting question. How much of your arm would you be willing to donate to give yourself the manhood you have always desired?

Lets just say I'd quite happily put up with jibes like being called 'The One-Armed Bandit'

[kingwilly]

i am speechless!

and those next to posts both deserve a green LMFAO

[ChiangMai noon]

and those next to posts both deserve a green LMFAO

cheers willie

[AntRobertson]

and those next to posts both deserve a green

What's a green?

[barbaro]

Ouch

Now that's what you call....malpractice.

[ChiangMai noon]

your reputation Ant.
You have 1 green which makes you deeply unpopular.

Go to your user cp and scroll down to see just how few points you have.

[AntRobertson]

your reputation Ant. You have 1 green which makes you deeply unpopular.

Oh, righto. Phew, I thought it might be something bad! Anything based on my reputation is bound to be a bit on the low side in keeping with my tradition as a man of low morals

[ChiangMai noon]

For the purposes of experimentation Ant, you should click on the scales next to my poist here and click "I approve".... should you do this, excellent things will happen.

[Little Chuchok]

No Ant,he is winding you up.Click on the "I disapprove" Then leave a nice little comment like "fancy a beer tonight?"

[kingwilly]

and those next to posts both deserve a green LMFAO

cheers willie

WHAT ARE YOU !

the grammar stalker !

[kingwilly]

For the purposes of experimentation Ant, you should click on the scales next to my poist here and click "I approve".... should you do this, excellent things will happen.

whats a poist???

[AntRobertson]

For the purposes of experimentation Ant, you should click on the scales next to my poist here and click "I approve".... should you do this, excellent things will happen.

Sounds like one of those dodgy chain-emails. You know, 'Unless you forward this to 10 people within 24hrs your testicles will shrivel up into dried-out, dessicated husks... or something like that'.

[ChiangMai noon]

Can't you guys ever stay on topic?

[kingwilly]

For the purposes of experimentation Ant, you should click on the scales next to my poist here and click "I approve".... should you do this, excellent things will happen.

Sounds like one of those dodgy chain-emails. You know, 'Unless you forward this to 10 people within 24hrs your testicles will shrivel up into dried-out, dessicated husks... or something like that'.

i think that might be it you know or you'll get raped my a mad goat or some welsh grammar nazi will start stalking you.....

[AntRobertson]

i think that might be it you know or you'll get raped my a mad goat or some welsh grammar nazi will start stalking you.....

Quick! What's your email address? I've only got nine and I need one more to send a bunch of stuff or I'm in strife!!!

[kingwilly]

Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
and those next to posts both deserve a green LMFAO

cheers willie

Can't you guys ever stay on topic?

[Lily]

Anything based on my reputation is bound to be a bit on the low side in keeping with my tradition as a man of low morals

That can only increase your good reputation here!

[Lily]

You have 1 green which makes you deeply unpopular

Wow! Now he has two!

[Marmite the Dog]

You have 1 green which makes you deeply unpopular

Wow! Now he has two!

Despite knowing too many Welsh people (more than zero is too many), I thought he deserved a greenie for fitting in around here so well.

[Lily]

And I gave him one just to spite CMN.

[slimboyfat]

And I gave him one just to spite CMN.

i havent read the rest of this thread so i can take this statement completely out of context.

i recommend you all do the same

[kingwilly]

And I gave him one just to spite CMN.

So did I!

And I gave him one just to spite CMN.

i havent read the rest of this thread so i can take this statement completely out of context.

i recommend you all do the same

ooops.

but i'd expect those sort of juvenile thought processes from you!

[MeMock]

Ouch

Now that's what you call....malpractice.

whose mal?