a 20 year old virgin

**dirtydog** · 16-01-2007, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Fabian

The sad think is, I believe the story about Kingwilly and his ex-ex.

It is all quite sordid and depressing isn't it really, reading about the sad life of an Australian OAP in his last desperate attempts of trying to get his leg over with anything that moves, and being rejected by all and sundry

**kingwilly** · 16-01-2007, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Lily

Christ, what a yo yo!

Heeeeey! I resemble that remark!

Originally Posted by lom

Needs some time for another trip to US to see her ex ?

Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
perhaps I shouldn't have rung her last night on the phone after drinking a dozen beers.....

Prolly better if you had drank a few more and fallen into a coma.

Crap! i hadnt thought abt that, crap! well if her phone goes offline again ! she is definately gonna be dumped, right out on her ass she will be!

actually is was only 1 beer, i'm a cheap drunk and all!

**baldrick** · 16-01-2007, 02:54 PM

maybe you could advance the threesome option - the upside being , if they both say no ......

**lom** · 16-01-2007, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

actually is was only 1 beer

Which makes your excuse for calling her completely void

**kingwilly** · 16-01-2007, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by lom

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

actually is was only 1 beer

Which makes your excuse for calling her completely void

well i didnt actually think she was gonna answer the phone cos for the previous 2 days to that she had refused to answer all my calls (about 15 or so)

so i juz quickly hit speeddial 5 one more time b4 going to sleep but she answered it!

**slimboyfat** · 16-01-2007, 05:20 PM

maybe she had been drinking too

**lom** · 16-01-2007, 05:34 PM

^ROTFLMAO

Can someone green him please !

**kingwilly** · 16-01-2007, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

maybe she had been drinking too

thats really mean but quite possibly true - cos i havent had a single txt or call back from her today which is most unusual, mayb i spoke too soon today and quite possibly it still is off which means i still got a chance with the virgin mary and she is quite cute after all ......

which means i'm back to the OP ...... do i 'date' her for six months or however long it takes in the hope that she turns out to be a complete monster in the sack, but what happens if she turns out to be a donkey ? and by that stage and allowing herself to be deflowered is she gonna be completely in love and all gooey and hard to get rid off?

**kingwilly** · 16-01-2007, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by lom

^ROTFLMAO

Can someone green him please !

yer gettin a red for that!

and him !

**slimboyfat** · 17-01-2007, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

maybe she had been drinking too

thats really mean

sorry i didnt mean to be nasty. just a joke.

**lom** · 17-01-2007, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

sorry i didnt mean to be nasty. just a joke.

It was dry english humour at it's best.

Wish I had that gift.

**kingwilly** · 17-01-2007, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

It is all quite sordid and depressing isn't it really, reading about the sad life of an Australian OAP ............

I think i'm gonna regret asking .... but what's an OAP ??

Quote:
Originally Posted by slimboyfat
sorry i didnt mean to be nasty. just a joke.

It was dry english humour at it's best.

Wish I had that gift.

so he was joking about being nasty or joking about being sorry ??

**Fabian** · 17-01-2007, 01:03 PM

OAP=old age pensioner?

**slimboyfat** · 17-01-2007, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by slimboyfat
sorry i didnt mean to be nasty. just a joke.

so he was joking about being nasty or joking about being sorry ??

a bit of both.

i wish you all the best, whether it is with the drinker or the virgin.

**Cosmic Debris** · 17-01-2007, 01:52 PM

I thought easy girls was the reason we came to SE Asia? Oh, yeah, for the cheap beer and great weather......

**kingwilly** · 17-01-2007, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by Cosmic Debris

I thought easy girls was the reason we came to SE Asia? Oh, yeah, for the cheap beer and great weather......

actually i came here for the temples and wood carving....

it was the girls that helped me decided to stay though...

**Lily** · 17-01-2007, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by Cosmic Debris

I thought easy girls was the reason we came to SE Asia? Oh, yeah, for the cheap beer and great weather......

actually i came here for the temples and wood carving....

it was the girls that helped me decided to stay though...

Sorry Willy, but I am old and blind.

Speak up young man!

**slimboyfat** · 17-01-2007, 04:08 PM

i think that bit was partially hidden because of the poor grammar

**kingwilly** · 17-01-2007, 04:15 PM

Jaysus Mary and Joseph!

thanks for that Lily

I was hoping CMN wouldn't notice it ! dont want to give him another reason to drag out his beaver thread....

**kingwilly** · 17-01-2007, 08:38 PM

ok now its after dinner and the night is drawing near, couple of bundy and cokes under my belt and i'm begining to miss her again.....

is there a number I can call for someone to tell me not to ring her stay strong..... ??

you know like the alcoholics annymous?

**kingwilly** · 17-01-2007, 10:39 PM

so nobday gonna help me

well none can blane me if i ring her now and get back tgogether then

if she drunk and answer phone that is

**ChiangMai noon** · 17-01-2007, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

so nobday gonna help me

well none can blane me if i ring her now and get back tgogether then

if she drunk and answer phone that is

your shitfaced aren't you.

I say call her and talk filthy.
Ask her about a threesome while you are at it.

**kingwilly** · 17-01-2007, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

so nobday gonna help me

well none can blane me if i ring her now and get back tgogether then

if she drunk and answer phone that is

your shitfaced aren't you.

I say call her and talk filthy.
Ask her about a threesome while you are at it.

i wouldnt exaclty say shitefacertd

but i have juz invited over an xg/f who chatting with me msn also

**MeMock** · 18-01-2007, 04:22 AM

so what happened?

**kingwilly** · 18-01-2007, 05:52 AM

well she didnt answer the phone, again, do you think thats a hint??

but now that I read this I think I recall telling xg/f that she could come over here next week....

**why did i say that? mayb CMN is onto something .....**

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