Sports Quotes

I came across this couple of quotes on the BBC that made me laugh anyway, so i thought i would share them

To prove that not all boxers are Mike Tyson

Clinton Woods, who successfully defended his IBF world light-heavyweight crown against Glenn Johnson on Saturday.
"I started boxing to get rid of my beer belly and my t**s that were hanging down to the floor."

And to confirm that sportsmen dont marry for brains here is another. I bet she's blonde

Question on BBC1's Test the Nation: "Who was Winston Churchill - A rapper, US President, The PM or King?"
Teddy Sheringham's girlfriend, Danielle Lloyd: "Wasn't he the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black."

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Originally Posted by Troubled

I bet she's blonde

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Maybe not so much, just stupid..

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That is why i never gamble.

Derek Robson on the BBC Website regarding the penalties given to Giggs and Van Persie in this weeks champions League action

"Why can't these people step over things? It must be awful for them if there's a ruffle in their carpet at home."

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Originally Posted by Troubled

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And to confirm that sportsmen dont marry for brains here is another. I bet she's blonde

Question on BBC1's Test the Nation: "Who was Winston Churchill - A rapper, US President, The PM or King?"
Teddy Sheringham's girlfriend, Danielle Lloyd: "Wasn't he the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black."

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she may be stunning but she shouldn't be allowed to breed