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    How will England retain the Ashes

    1 just turn up
    2 target that f###wit ponting
    3 invite mcgrath for a pre match kick about
    4 continually use the twelth man
    5 pray they pick gillespie
    6 grass up warney in the papers
    7 play monty
    8 play reid
    9 bowl better
    10 bat better

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    Gonna be an intteresting series, though getting Freddie fit is gonna be critical. Thankfully Harmison has started to show some form, but Jones the Fast will be another big loss along with Vaughan.

    That said, Cook looks like he has the temperement, Bell has come along nicely and genuine competition for the wicketkeepers job is healthy.

    Gonna be a good series, but I fancy australia to win it.....hope the UBC package is available again....oops...my UBC is illegal....I won't be able to order it.....SHIT!!!

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    ^ Are you a Pom, Bob?

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    Recruiting more Indians & Pakistanis into the lineup might help.

    I did say MIGHT.

    Buckleys mate, Buckleys

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    How will England retain the ashes?

    With consummate ease.

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    I think Jones is going to be fit from the third test onwards, but we will have it wraped up by then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magpie View Post
    Recruiting more Indians & Pakistanis into the lineup might help.

    I did say MIGHT.

    Buckleys mate, Buckleys
    What are you predicting 5 nil just like the last series ( you forgot south africans)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    How will England retain the ashes?

    With consummate ease.
    Just like how they were going to win the world cup?

    They even made plans for a victory celebration! Twats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    What are you predicting 5 nil just like the last series
    Did I predict that?


    The Poms have no chance of retaining the Ashes. They might win a game against Tasmania 'A' but that'll be about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bung View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Eddie View Post
    How will England retain the ashes?

    With consummate ease.
    Just like how they were going to win the world cup?

    They even made plans for a victory celebration! Twats.
    Have to agree 100% here.

    They will struggle,still, nothing like talking up a team that is going to get done.

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    the POMS are good at talking themselves up......

    i'm hoping it will be an intersting series, but i fear it might be a whitewash ( of the poms u twat b4 u even reply to that MtD! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by magpie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy View Post
    What are you predicting 5 nil just like the last series
    Did I predict that?
    Yes. I was there when you said it.

    Quote Originally Posted by smallwillyhggtb
    ( of the poms u twat b4 u even reply to that MtD! )
    Wha..?

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    Just like how they were going to win the world cup?

    They even made plans for a victory celebration! Twats.

    Were talking cricket here not football, your national sport which currently we are better at than you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magpie View Post
    Recruiting more Indians & Pakistanis into the lineup might help.
    Don't forget half the team are infact aussies

    There is no chance of England winning.

    No chance at all and I will put money on it with anyone silly enough to take me on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post


    There is no chance of England winning.

    No chance at all and I will put money on it with anyone silly enough to take me on.
    In that case i assume that you'll be quite happy to give me....what shall we say 1000/1, 100/1?....i tell you what, even though they've apparently got no chance at all, i'll be even fairer to you. If you give me 10/1 i'll match as much as you like.
    Last edited by Fast Eddie; 13-08-2006 at 05:37 PM.

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    If you think England will win then bet away, no odds, dollar for dollar pound for pound

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    Bell has come along nicely

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    If you think England will win then bet away, no odds, dollar for dollar pound for pound
    And there was me thinking that you just said that you were prepared to bet that England have no chance at all. I must have been imagining things, or maybe you're not as confident as your original proposition made you sound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    If you think England will win then bet away, no odds, dollar for dollar pound for pound
    Come on give us some insentive, we,d love to take your money

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveboy
    Were talking cricket here not football, your national sport which currently we are better at than you are.
    Well actually your not, we're still No.1 and you guys are only No.2 because you have just beat a Pakistan B side

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    We're number 3 actually.

    1 Australia 130Pts
    2 Pakistan 120Pts
    3 England 113Pts

    Nice to know we've beaten the top two recently.

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    Actually, that table appears to be out of date.

    We should be second after beating the Pakis.

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    I might be wrong but you won't get to number 2 even if England beats us Pakis.

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    ODI's what I call real cricket. Latest ODI rankings:

    1. Australia with rating of 131.
    2. South Africa with 123.
    3. Pakistan with 115.
    4. India with 113.
    5. Newzealand with 111.
    6. Sri Lanka with 107.
    7. West Indies with 99.
    8. England with 96.
    9. Zimbabwe with 35.
    10. Bangladesh with 32.

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