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    Who's To Blame For Zidane's Headbutt?

    Who's To Blame For Zidane's Head Butt In The World Cup? Why Bush, Of Course!


    Did you know that it was Bush's fault that Zidane headbutted Materazzi? Apparently, it is.


    Zinedine Zidane, who is of French and Algerian ancestry, head-butted an Italian player who insulted him. Although Zidane in an interview Wednesday would not say what words provoked him, a lip reader hired by the Times of London claims Marco Materazzi called Zidane "the son of a terrorist whore.'' That's pure trickle-down politics. From the White House to the soccer pitch, "terrorist" has "cooties" and "your mother wears combat boots" flat beat as the top playground potty-mouth slur for the 21st century.
    Who's surprised? The Bush administration has been scattering the word like ticker tape on a Manhattan parade. Old McDonald left the farm for the NSA, and now it's here a terrorist, there a terrorist, everywhere a terrorist!
    A Deplorable Bitter Clinger

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    I think it was ZZ's fault. He's the one who did it.

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    ZZs fault. simply really.

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    Yeap ZZ's fault cos he went all the way down to that cnut's level.

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    He's getting paid a lot of money to be a professional.

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    I can't understand why ZZ did it. Everyone knows you gotta get a lot closer if you want to head-butt someone properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    Yeap ZZ's fault cos he went all the way down to that cnut's level.
    I suppose you could give him counselling on self control and the futlity of thoughtless retaliation macha?

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    Sophine Ellis Baxter was last night heat butted to death in a Paris apartment, reports state that it was

    "Murder on Zidanze floor"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Codger
    Sophine Ellis Baxter was last night heat butted to death in a Paris apartment, reports state that it was

    "Murder on Zidanze floor"
    Hmm, you might be close to a red card yourself for that one OC2

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    I think it was ZZ's fault but I think he did a good job.If it would have been me I would have stepped on his face so that everytime he would look into a mirror he would remember the terrorist's son.

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    Actually he was saving Materazzi's life....


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    Zidane is innocent. The fucking Italian scum did it on purpose. Fucking Italian cheats. He called him "Fils de Pute de Terroriste" 2 or 3 times. In the heat of the action, I can understand how someone could lose his cool. FIFA should remove the world Cup from Italy and give it to whoever won on that other semi-final ? was it England or Portugal ? didn't follow too much the losers

    I think the French really won.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stocky
    Actually he was saving Materazzi's life....


    Always room for another clever chappie on TD.

    well done

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Quote Originally Posted by Stocky
    Actually he was saving Materazzi's life....


    Always room for another clever chappie on TD.

    well done
    Hey - no need to drag me into this......

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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner

    Always room for another clever chappie on TD.

    well done
    I can only claim to have found it on the web, but thanks for the welcome
    There seem to be heaps of these 'dodgy' video clips out there!

    Like this one, Zidane wasn't responsible, Materazzi just walked into a lamp post!


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    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    Yeap ZZ's fault cos he went all the way down to that cnut's level.
    I suppose you could give him counselling on self control and the futlity of thoughtless retaliation macha?
    I think I can be a good counselor (sp?). See I'm keeping me cool although some cnuts are trying to fock with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mhz
    If it would have been me I would have stepped on his face so that everytime he would look into a mirror he would remember the terrorist's son.
    So your dad really is a terrorist!

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    Ah but if he was the son of a terrorist you might have expected an attack like this........


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    Zidane has started a new trend


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    Zidane headbutts Castro.

    Original video taken from a news story of Castro stumbling after speaking at a graduation ceremony back in Oct. of 2004.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stocky
    Actually he was saving Materazzi's life....

    good work ! i assume you made that one !?

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    Crap. My post ended up on page 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by Mhz
    If it would have been me I would have stepped on his face so that everytime he would look into a mirror he would remember the terrorist's son.
    So your dad really is a terrorist!
    My Dad is Osama's step sister's Uncle's Mother's friend's brother.So if that makes him a terrorist then yes he is.

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