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01-04-2009, 03:02 PM
melvbot

Alan Shearer, April Fool?

BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | N | Newcastle | Shearer to become Newcastle boss

Shearer to become Newcastle boss

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2009/04/6.jpg Shearer spent a decade at Newcastle before retiring in 2006

Alan Shearer is set to be appointed as Newcastle manager until the end of the season, BBC Sport understands.
The former Magpies striker, 38, has often been linked with a return to St James' Park but in the past has been critical of its management structure.
Shearer would be owner Mike Ashley's fourth managerial appointment this season as the club fights relegation.

Either the BBC is trying to alienate whole of the Newcastle area or Shearer's an idiot. Cant make my mind up which .
01-04-2009, 03:49 PM
Super Swan

It is all true. The airwaves from the UK are talking about nothing else today.

I like Newcastle, great place for a piss up and the women are very friendly but the media don't have go on a bit when they make one of their sensational new signings. e.g. Keegan, Shearer 1st time, Owen.
01-04-2009, 04:29 PM
CB79

You think they would have learnt their lesson when they re-appointed the "Messiah".

Fuck 'em, hope they get relegated. Big club my arse.
01-04-2009, 04:37 PM
Gallowspole

I've had zero, nada, zilch from any of my mates back home about this - inbox empty, sms empty - I'm praying it's a hoax.
01-04-2009, 04:56 PM
melvbot

Doesnt seem like a good idea to me. Shearer must be thinking if he keeps them up then OK the messiah done good. If they get relegated then it gives him a chance to have a crack in a lower division although The Championship can be a rough place to "test the water" in management. Cant see him getting sacked if they go down.
01-04-2009, 05:26 PM
Gallowspole

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

I've had zero, nada, zilch from any of my mates back home about this - inbox empty, sms empty - I'm praying it's a hoax.

Spoke too soon - SMS is now full! 3 messages a minute!

Say it ain't so Joe..I've got to get to the pub...one hour drinking time lost already!
06-04-2009, 03:33 AM
Felix Sphinx

sheep shearer lead his flock to be shorn and rammed by Hiddink theyll soon be jumping into first division or my pen lie
06-04-2009, 03:50 AM
Gallowspole

Sorry but English is the accepted language on this forum. Would it be possible for you to rephrase your post? I think babelfish.com might help - write it first in your own language (words of one syllable preferably) and then cut and paste.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Felix Sphinx

sheep shearer lead his flock to be shorn and rammed by Hiddink theyll soon be jumping into first division or my pen lie