The goalkeeper never had a chance....
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The goalkeeper never had a chance....
It's a big ask.
If it had gone in the net, it would've been a goal.
Only inches away....
He runs like a duck....
It's a game of two halves.
We're just taking one game at a time.
The linesman.....I mean assistant referee....
I like the look of this one....
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2006/06/72.jpg
A mate of mine saw a pub-food menu advertising 'Quiche' and asked, 'What's quin-chie?'....He also once raved on about the strength of particular brand of vodka, 'That polish vodka is bloody strong' he'd say, pronouncing it as in floor-polish.....He's not a football commentator though, and these aren't cliches, so he doesn't really belong in this thread.
....a nightmare ball to defend.
It might have been named after the famous Cuban jail break...
Guevara: Fidel, this cake is excellent, what did you put in it?
Fidel: Key, Che!
Che: Cough, cough.....dead