The goalkeeper never had a chance....
The goalkeeper never had a chance....
If it had gone in the net, it would've been a goal.
Only inches away....
He runs like a duck....
It's a game of two halves.
We're just taking one game at a time.
The linesman.....I mean assistant referee....
A mate of mine saw a pub-food menu advertising 'Quiche' and asked, 'What's quin-chie?'....He also once raved on about the strength of particular brand of vodka, 'That polish vodka is bloody strong' he'd say, pronouncing it as in floor-polish.....He's not a football commentator though, and these aren't cliches, so he doesn't really belong in this thread.
Back off Margaret, you're on a sugar rush!
....a nightmare ball to defend.
It might have been named after the famous Cuban jail break...
Guevara: Fidel, this cake is excellent, what did you put in it?
Fidel: Key, Che!
Che: Cough, cough.....dead
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