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    The ARSE

    ARSENAL F.C.
    END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

    Starter
    Egg on Face
    Seasoned Hash
    Frogs legs (past their best)
    Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


    Main course
    Humble Pie
    Chump Chops
    French (has) Beans
    Manager's Beef (not rare)
    Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
    NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


    Dessert
    Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
    Fruitless Tarts
    Raspberry Fools
    Hard Cheese


    Drinks
    Bitter
    Little Spirit
    French Whine
    Cabernet Empty 2006
    Champagne - sorry none ordered
    STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

    NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


    Guest speaker:
    Rafael Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


    Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.
    we won it at wemberlee
    we on it in gay paree...

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    I had that emailed to me too.

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    Shouldn't Manchester United Association Football Club have joined them?
    Last edited by Professorfart; 26-05-2006 at 01:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I had that emailed to me too.
    then share the joy ye selfish bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by reinvented
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I had that emailed to me too.
    then share the joy ye selfish bugger
    I don't need to now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Professorfart
    Shouldn't the Munichs have joined them?
    Fok off pervert are you Leeds scum by the way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Professorfart
    Shouldn't the Munichs have joined them?
    reinvented, you have to watch kiddie fiddler, he'll stoop as low as jesting Hillsborough next the sick fooker

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    A bit touchy aren't we Old Chap?
    Last edited by Professorfart; 26-05-2006 at 01:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Professorfart
    A bit touchy aren't we Munich?
    what's you team then, nonce?

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    Rochdale. I'm no glory hunter!
    Last edited by Professorfart; 26-05-2006 at 01:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Professorfart
    Rochdale, yappy. I'm no glory hunter!
    fokin' ell your a yonner, nonce

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    Hmmm.... should I delete all the vitriol or not....?

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    Done it myself Marmite the Dog.

    After all, we're all on the same side against the rest of the World come 2 weeks on Saturday!

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    Just waiting for Cantona to unite for the common cause....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Just waiting for Cantona to unite for the common cause....
    Viva le France

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    It no wonder everyone despises Manchester United Association Football Club is it?

    Then again, I bet Cantona is a true Surrey Red.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Professorfart
    Then again, I bet Cantona is a true Surrey Red.......
    Nah, Levenshulme, Manchester, kiddie fiddler
    Last edited by cantona; 26-05-2006 at 02:38 PM.

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    Blimey! A Chav. Got your shell suit ready?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Professorfart
    Blimey! A Chav. Got your shell suit ready?
    Nah, reinvented robbed it

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