The ARSE

**reinvented** · 25-05-2006, 01:00 PM

ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese

Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guest speaker:
Rafael Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.

**Marmite the Dog** · 25-05-2006, 01:20 PM

I had that emailed to me too.

**Professorfart** · 25-05-2006, 02:15 PM

Shouldn't Manchester United Association Football Club have joined them?

**reinvented** · 25-05-2006, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I had that emailed to me too.

then share the joy ye selfish bugger

**Marmite the Dog** · 25-05-2006, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by reinvented

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I had that emailed to me too.

then share the joy ye selfish bugger

I don't need to now.

**cantona** · 25-05-2006, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Professorfart

Shouldn't the Munichs have joined them?

Fok off pervert are you Leeds scum by the way?

**cantona** · 25-05-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Professorfart

Shouldn't the Munichs have joined them?

reinvented, you have to watch kiddie fiddler, he'll stoop as low as jesting Hillsborough next the sick fooker

**Professorfart** · 25-05-2006, 04:17 PM

A bit touchy aren't we Old Chap?

**cantona** · 26-05-2006, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Professorfart

A bit touchy aren't we Munich?

what's you team then, nonce?

**Professorfart** · 26-05-2006, 11:52 AM

Rochdale. I'm no glory hunter!

**cantona** · 26-05-2006, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Professorfart

Rochdale, yappy. I'm no glory hunter!

fokin' ell your a yonner, nonce

**Marmite the Dog** · 26-05-2006, 12:51 PM

Hmmm.... should I delete all the vitriol or not....?

**Professorfart** · 26-05-2006, 01:10 PM

Done it myself Marmite the Dog.

After all, we're all on the same side against the rest of the World come 2 weeks on Saturday!

**Marmite the Dog** · 26-05-2006, 01:35 PM

Just waiting for Cantona to unite for the common cause....

**cantona** · 26-05-2006, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Just waiting for Cantona to unite for the common cause....

Viva le France

**Professorfart** · 26-05-2006, 02:12 PM

It no wonder everyone despises Manchester United Association Football Club is it?

Then again, I bet Cantona is a true Surrey Red.......

**cantona** · 26-05-2006, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Professorfart

Then again, I bet Cantona is a true Surrey Red.......

Nah, Levenshulme, Manchester, kiddie fiddler

**Professorfart** · 26-05-2006, 03:26 PM

Blimey! A Chav. Got your shell suit ready?

**cantona** · 27-05-2006, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Professorfart

Blimey! A Chav. Got your shell suit ready?

Nah, reinvented robbed it

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