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    Gooooo aaaarrrrrnnn

    The city of Madchester collectively shits itself today. It awaits the return of those football gods.......Stoke City FC.
    We sent a reporter out, armed only with a microphone and a small cyanide pill ( incase it went horribly wrong) to assess the situation at ground zero. The first person interviewed was Geoff, a bloke from Thailand who had won tickets to the match because he was the 1,000,000th person to buy a ripoff Man Ure shirt.
    (reporter)" Well, Geoff. What do you think the score will be today?"
    (Geoff)" Sertoke Itty velly good. I like"
    (reporter.....coughing falsely to hide his chuckling)" How many goals will Madchester score today?"
    (Geoff) "Sertoke. I like. Velly good"
    (reporter.......slapping his forehead with the palm of his left hand, whilst putting words into Geoffs mouth)" You reckon 3-0 to United?"
    (Geoff) "Good. Sertoke"
    (reporter...slipping the cyanide into the forehead slapper)" You a Stoke fan then?"
    (Geoff)"Sertoke. Good."
    (reporter.....with an empty palm)"Well, Geoff. Nice talking to you. Maybe see you after the match."
    (Geoff)"Shove that microphone up your arse, and fuck off while you're doing it.Twat.
    Man Ure 1 v 2 Sertoke

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    3-0 man u or 1-0 stoke by way of a Delap throw in. Go on the Potters...

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    Next they'll tell us about 1972

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock
    Next they'll tell us about 1972
    Eeeee lad. Now that were a year. Wud av wun the F Ay cup as well. Except Arsehole did, But we was robbed in the semi-final !

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