Thread: If women were premier leauge clubs

blatantly stolen from elsewhere but still amusing

not sure about the reds entry like.. feel free to add your own...

FULHAM -CHARLOTTE CHURCH:
Proof that money cant by you class. But could look more attractive if
the Welsh bloke was given the elbow

BIRMINGHAM -PAMELA ANDERSON: - Used to look good in the cups but now a
declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing
to

WIGAN -DAVINA McCALL: - Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted
above their ability
PORTSMOUTH -GIRLS ALOUD: - Only one real class act among the hastily
assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it; you've sneaked
the occasional admiring glance.

SUNDERLAND -KERRY KATONA: - Once the peoples favourite but now an
embarrassment. Fun while it lasted- now disappear back from whence you
came, please

SPURS -KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: - Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
drawback.

EVERTON -DANNI MINOGUE: - The poor relation to the more glamorous
sibling.Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any
good?

ARSENAL-JORDAN: - Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with
expensive foreign implants.
NEWCASTLE -JODIE MARSH: - Impressive front two but embarrassing atthe
back. Had a lot of work done but need more to compete @ higher level.

ASTON VILLA -DIDO: - Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
they had years ago.

LIVERPOOL -SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR: - Individually all the components look
great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
CHELSEA -RACHAEL STEVENS: - You'd rather just watch them than listen to
all that painful whining.

BOLTON -CLARE BALDING: - You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last
team on Earth

GLASGOW CELTIC -JO BRAND: - Mingin ugly and fulla shte