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    If women were premier leauge clubs

    blatantly stolen from elsewhere but still amusing

    not sure about the reds entry like.. feel free to add your own...

    FULHAM -CHARLOTTE CHURCH:
    Proof that money cant by you class. But could look more attractive if
    the Welsh bloke was given the elbow

    BIRMINGHAM -PAMELA ANDERSON: - Used to look good in the cups but now a
    declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing
    to

    WIGAN -DAVINA McCALL: - Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted
    above their ability
    PORTSMOUTH -GIRLS ALOUD: - Only one real class act among the hastily
    assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it; you've sneaked
    the occasional admiring glance.

    SUNDERLAND -KERRY KATONA: - Once the peoples favourite but now an
    embarrassment. Fun while it lasted- now disappear back from whence you
    came, please

    SPURS -KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: - Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
    English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
    drawback.

    EVERTON -DANNI MINOGUE: - The poor relation to the more glamorous
    sibling.Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any
    good?

    ARSENAL-JORDAN: - Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with
    expensive foreign implants.
    NEWCASTLE -JODIE MARSH: - Impressive front two but embarrassing atthe
    back. Had a lot of work done but need more to compete @ higher level.

    ASTON VILLA -DIDO: - Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
    they had years ago.

    LIVERPOOL -SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR: - Individually all the components look
    great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
    CHELSEA -RACHAEL STEVENS: - You'd rather just watch them than listen to
    all that painful whining.

    BOLTON -CLARE BALDING: - You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last
    team on Earth

    GLASGOW CELTIC -JO BRAND: - Mingin ugly and fulla shte
    we won it at wemberlee
    we on it in gay paree...

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    Nice one. I dread to think who Luton would be compared with...

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    What about Man U reinvented?

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    I'd say CATHERINE ZETA JONES
    undeniably easy on the eye and great at "acting" the best, but genuinely going downhill since they had an American Fuck them

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    Quote Originally Posted by reinvented
    I'd say CATHERINE ZETA JONES
    undeniably easy on the eye and great at "acting" the best, but genuinely going downhill since they had an American Fuck them
    A bit of good news. Glazier had a minor stroke, so maybe he's on the way out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    A bit of good news. Glazier had a minor stroke, so maybe he's on the way out.
    That would be nice

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    a stroke of Catherine zeta jones would be nicer, almost worth putting up with the poison jewish leprachaun eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cantona
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    A bit of good news. Glazier had a minor stroke, so maybe he's on the way out.
    That would be nice

    What are your views on Glazer Cantona?

    Is he a kunt and if so why?

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