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    aussie rules in thailand

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    8 March 2006
    MUUUUUUUUUUNNNNCCCCCHHHHHKKKKIIIIINNNN!!!!!!! (Rowdy, 4.24 pm, Saturday March 4, 2006)

    "...hey, wow, was that Rowdy?"

    "Why yes, yes it was".
    Well lubriucated with Bailey's I settled myself to discover new and unimaginable explanations for Rowdy's pre-game outburst. Failing that I turned my attention to how aggrieved I am that too many guys are still running around yielding to the names that their mothers gave' em. It's harrowing hearing guys introduce themselves by their birth titles and it must be stopped. If the human race is going to advance it must be with great and mistakable names like Mango, Munchkin and The Frankston Tug Boat. Hi my name is Tim. What the $#%#&#*#%. Are you for real?? Every time a man refers to himself by his his original enlistment three sneakers explode in Taiwan and its only with sneakers that anyone will be able to outrun the foreshadowed sprint of the silver fox.
    A fox so beastly and given to Coldplay lyrics that it will be the end for us all. Well not me, but the rest of you. As I am immortal and sleep with my hands across my chest. At first people will be shocked at the sight of this mythical creature sprinting tenaciously across the lands but as his sprint builds they will be slowly won over and the utter silence will be broken by a lone hand clap, follwed by a small cheer. And just when it seems nothing could be more breathtaking than the Silver Fox sprinting tenaciously across the lands the silver fox will attempt the impossible: the never before seen multiple, triple fast angst driven retro fox tail indy with a loop and take a hanger on Mellors hanging head. The subsequent deafening ecstasy will be the catalyst behind a terminal worldwide sneaker explosion and the ultimate end for us all.
    So here are a few suggestions for new and more improved names for blokes who up until now have been given to their mothers and think little about the plausibly deniable worldwide fox threat:

    Tony Tree:
    "Tinkerbell" because he gets very emotional and upset when losing, reomoves himself from his much loved goal square and kills in the name of peace and love amongst reds.

    CJ: "The Sandwich Giver". We here at himynameismango applaude his generosity.

    Mellor: "Grizzly". He's big, he's hairy, you can't tackle him and he
    pulls angry faces in battle.

    Tugga: "The Frankston Tug Boat" - user friendly extension of the
    difficult abbreviated form.
    JP: "Roald Dahl" cos he doesnt drink peach schnapps just prior to games.

    Brendan: "Panda" on account that LLoyd's girls said so and his fondness
    of dark eyes and vanished beers.

    Geoff form Adelaide: "The Silver Fox" due to his ongoing ability to
    evade the ball.

    Wagga: "James Harris" after his endless stream of witty anecdotes and
    hilarious social commentaries.

    Mango: "Vintage" after his dead uncle "Uncle Vintage" who like Mango
    played like they did back in the day, only of course for him the day was
    further back.

    Ziggy:
    "The Mass" on account of his parochial dislike of small people.

    Nickname process terminated citing artificial invention.
    For blokes all to happy with the names that were never chosen for them, Rowdy's unprecedented verbal jiffy is the beginning of a beautiful era of newly appointed Tiger identities. As you can see already the committee has fathomed great and appropriate monikers that not only sound great but make for great aliases for when you are out and about in chang watana with a bloke who drive utes, publicises his esky, and believes himself to be aloof and untouchable by umpires.

    The Game
    There can be very little doubt, even on a sunny saturday afternoon so despairing come inspring that there are very few men capable of infringing on the day to day scene of Mellor. Until now. As I ponder some of the most remarkable images since the Americans invented gale force winds on the moon a solitary thought runs through my mind: gee the bloke tries hard! And with that I will take up same, trying. I heard talk of a mark. Did he take one? I think there were hands in my back at the time. All I recall is a Geoff, an esky and deceptively unsportsmanlike activity.The reds, waiting for a spark that hasn't happened yet will wipe the Mango's breathlessly pessimistic discontentment in saturdays third quarter, seize his bouyant fluctuation of the fourth and carry his newfound affection for effort through to a famous grand final victory. Blues will lose. Bring your best suckers. I have never been so stirred in all of March. The transformation is remarkable but for my questionable obsession with Ben Affleck's untamed ability to wipe out otherwise watchable movies. Wiping out at the Wedge in Tassie means bombing on a big wave that your mates egged you on to catch despite its foreboding crest, shallow disposition and fearsome instability. Fair play you will later paint their boards pink and tell their women that they have been talking about settling down. For those of you that dont get down to the wedge much, it tends to breaks both ways. Left and right against a sweeping rip out to a sharky island's reefs and feeding time under a de-commissioned lighthouse. A lighthouse which for all intents and purposes is magnificent and protected under new political reform.
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    classic stuff - this weekend is the grand final - pm for more info!





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    Nice post KW (when are you going to petition the dog to get your nik sorted?)

    Loads of aussies in bangers why not get the competition on the front page?

    I'm sure the dog could do a decent deal for advertising and maybe TeakDoor can be the home of Aussie rules in Thailand!!

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    i'm trying but the dog is a slack kunt - ask abt the cricjet site hes settign up for us - only abt 37 years in the making!

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    he's busy writing his acceptance speech for the 'Thailand Website of the Year' awards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    i'm trying but the dog is a slack kunt - ask abt the cricjet site hes settign up for us - only abt 37 years in the making!
    Which dog are you talking about here?

    SiamCC is kinda set up, but paid projects take priority (as does this bladdy forum, sadly).

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