Thread: Football - Fantasy Premier League 19/20 - anybody up for it?

^ I was using the Italian future-tense-io.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I have a masterplan

Stick some underkaks on yer head and shove two pencils up yer nose?

I'm gonna tell Sid your teams manager is on performance enhancing drugs and get you booted out... Again

Bugger.

Who else drafted in Aubameyang for Kane then?

Every game he has played against Burnley he has got a brace and gets the armband today


Got Rashford up front with him, Martial Matters, Mane and Bombataa arse alongside them

fook forgot to update me team

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Rashford up front

Playing out wide, not as a striker.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Mane

Just back from injury.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Aubameyang

In a shit team with no support.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

fook forgot to update me team

Bwahahahaha. An easy 3 points today then for me

Originally Posted by Luigi

Playing out wide, not as a striker

Brace last week

Originally Posted by Luigi

Just back from injury.

Got a brace midweek

Originally Posted by Luigi

In a shit team with no support

Scored against Barcelona and again last week

Originally Posted by Dillinger

last week

Originally Posted by Dillinger

midweek

Originally Posted by Dillinger

last week

You be living in the past buddy.... tiz all about the future, this game.


Think bigger buddy.

Think Lulu.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Bwahahahaha. An easy 3 points today then for me

eh....?

The H2H league. You have me today

I've got jebus. Was going to triple cptn Salah but thought he might take it easy after a midweek game. Resigned myself to a loss.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

The H2H league. You have me today

Not from where i am ,looking - no H2H showing, you took your toys away

Lulu is confident Utd will keep a clean sheet again the hoof it up the pitch side Wolves

You look OK though, Rashford should start if Origi doesn't come on for 10 mins
Fukkin Auba booked.

Glad I steered clear of Maitland Niles and that Arse defence.
Check out Luiz here in no man's land

Oh i see your showing us a league only you can access...sheeeesh.

Luiz is where he's supposed to be, in the middle - he just needs to learn the role.

^ it's the offside rule Sideshow Bob needs to learn

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ it's the offside rule Sideshow Bob needs to learn

sheeesh its only his first game, give him time. He's been distracted by trying to learn how to pronounce Gwen.....guin...gwaa oh fook .

get in there...knew i should have bought abamyangerdingdong

Terrible defending by a terrible defender... But, as I absolutely loath Arsenal, I'm happy to see them with a crap defence to go along with their crap midfield and average attack...

Betts, keep saying it like you do on the Ashes thread - it'll be 5-1 by full time.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Betts, keep saying it like you do on the Ashes thread - it'll be 5-1 by full time.

We wanna bowl them out in this session then put 100 on the board without loss by end of day...

so glad i have have Wilson as my vice capt.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

sheeesh its only his first game, give him time

He's fukkin 36 years of age

Get in there Auba and Mane!! How's that for the future Lucaklu?

Don't worry Sid, you're playing Batty next week

I had a nightmare with injuries after gameweek 1 and had to make too many changes for financial reasons so I played my wildcard, removing Aubameyang and Wilson in the process. Dickhead.