The Premier League 2018/2019 Thread

[Chittychangchang]

Sponge head elbow in the face merchant.
He won't be much use in China either.

[harrybarracuda]

Looks like Fellatio is going to China if he passes a medical.

Aston Villa have confirmed the signing Tyrone Mings on loan from Bournemouth.

[Luigi]

Looks like Fellatio is going to China if he passes a medical.

Earning more per week than Martial's new extension?

Probably

[NamPikToot]

Sponge head elbow in the face merchant..

Yeah, dirty bastard. Uses his elbows like a fighting cock, well just a cock really.

[NamPikToot]

Two Metre Peter going to Burnley, worth it for his wife alone.......

[harrybarracuda]

Brighton have "bought" a couple of youngsters but they haven't because they're staying where they are in Eastern Europe.

Sam Vokes has dropped out of the premier league moving from Burnley to Stoke. Wanker.

And I think Celtic have bought a shed.

[harrybarracuda]

Must be one of the quietest PL deadline days on record.

The day's key deals

- Peter Crouch returns to to the PL with Burnley
- Michy Batshuayi joins Crystal Palace on loan
- Leicester City acquire Monaco's Youri Tielemans on loan
- Newcastle United sign Miguel Almiron and Antonio Barreca
- Arsenal bring in Barcelona's Denis Suarez on loan
- Wolves make Jonny move permanent
- Fulham make two late signings

"Premier League spending in the January transfer window fell for the first time since 2012, with clubs paying a total of £180 million ($235 million) for new players, according to football finance experts at Deloitte."

[NamPikToot]

Wolves win again, will be pushing Utd into the Europa League at this rate.

Chelski finding out what its like to play a striker...

[Dillinger]

^ Someone's in for a humbling tomorrow night

[NamPikToot]

Its just occurred to me watching Garth Crooks that he is a male version of Dianne Abbott....

[NamPikToot]

^ Someone's in for a humbling tomorrow night

Phew, just as well Arse are playing in the afternoon...

[harrybarracuda]

My admiration for Neil Warnock knows no bounds.


Cardiff’s Warnock told Gary Lineker to ‘f*** off’ after Bournemouth after MOTD anchor called him Colin

https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/c...led-him-colin/Cardiff’s Warnock told Gary Lineker to ‘f*** off’ after Bournemouth after MOTD anchor called him Colin

[NamPikToot]

Gary Lineker is a sack of shite, I hate the fact him and the other oxygen thieves on MOTD get money off me through the BBC licence fee.

Turing to today

Lei v Utd

Citeh v Arse

can't see past wins for both Manc teams, sad to say...

[hallelujah]

De Gea; Young, Lindelof, Bailly, Shaw; Matic, Herrera, Pogba; Lingard, Rashford, Sanchez.

Subs: Romero, Dalot, Jones, Fred, Mata, Martial, Lukaku.

Tough game down there today.

[cyrille]

Leicester fielding a lot of young, English talent today.

Will be interesting to see how Barnes fares.

[hallelujah]

Plenty of pace too.

Who's the Barnes chap?

[cyrille]

The guy whose departure from Albion (loan at an end) has left a huge hole in our midfield.

[Dillinger]

Pog - Rash - Boom!!

Suck it up Sidney!!!!!

[hallelujah]

Pog - Rash - Boom!!

Suck it up Sidney!!!!!

What a ball by Pogba.

I'm sure Sourness will appreciate it.

[Dillinger]

^
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What a challenge from Shaw!!

[Luigi]

Pogba can certainly play in that Central Defensive Forward role.

[Dillinger]

Wolves win again, will be pushing Utd into the Europa League at this rate.

Read it and weep fucker...
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Come on Citeh, stick 10 past them

[hallelujah]

Been a bit slack since the opening 20; we can't keep conceding corners against this lot either.

[Dillinger]

Apart from setpieces they are only a danger on the break

[hallelujah]

Scrappy. Need to do better after HT.