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    Chelski in Sky blue slide to top with 3-0 over sparkless Saints, oddly in sky blue in honor of CCC or sell more replica kit week ?

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    Like watching paint dry


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    Bit off an anti climax,two quality sides cancelling each other out.

    Shame Aguero was substituted off , he could have banished his Anfield ghosts by converting that blatant penalty


    We are City, we are top of the league

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    The Mickey Mousers and Manchester Dhabi: Two unbeaten records up for grabs.

    Got 0-0 written all over it.

    I bet you wish you'd predicted that on Superbru

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    Next weekend the special one will be going when Hazard bangs in a hatric

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    Fair play to Mahrez he did a Skype to a little lad victim of the Celebes sea tragedy which gets merit, the joy on the boys face after such horror, the video is embedded in bbc linky

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/45770058

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    I bet you wish you'd predicted that on Superbru
    I fucking do.


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    Thank fuck the proper footy is back so we can all go and watch our homegrown stars learning their trade.



    % of minutes given to club-trained players


    Not quite sure why the mickey mousers are missing from that list, but they must be right down there too.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...grown-13435232

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    Big game tomorrow, by how many will the the Ski beat the Mancs. I think it'll be 2 or 3 : 1


    MOTD COMMENTATOR'S NOTES

    @SteveBowercomm: What Jose Mourinho would have ideally wanted after his team's dramatic comeback against Newcastle was another home game in quick succession to try and build some much-needed momentum.
    Instead, after a fortnight's wait he has a return to Stamford Bridge, where he has lost on every visit since he left Chelsea for a second time.
    It will be fascinating to see if Manchester United can use the remarkable second-half performance at Old Trafford in any way to dent Maurizio Sarri's impressive start to his tenure in west London.
    Chelsea are seven points better off under the Italian than they were 12 months ago and have implemented the new coach's philosophy instantly.
    The first managerial meeting of Messrs Sarri and Mourinho is full of intrigue.
    LAWRO'S PREDICTION

    I am going to go for a 1-1 here. Yes, I know - a big game and I go for a 1-1, what a shock.
    But the reason I see it being so tight is that I think we will see Jose Mourinho park the bus, because he will not want to go back to Chelsea and be embarrassed.
    Prediction: 1-1

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    But the reason I see it being so tight is that I think we will see Jose Mourinho park the bus, because he will not want to go back to Chelsea and be embarrassed.
    Lawrensen could be right, in the manner of a stopped clock, but it seems to me that this United team are not capable of parking the bus at the moment.

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    I put Lawros comment on there because he's a scouse muppet who hardly ever gets it right but in this instance it may offer some hope to Dill. Still with kick off at 18:30 local time tomorrow Dill's gonna be home early for an angry fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    I put Lawros comment on there because he's a scouse muppet who hardly ever gets it right but in this instance it may offer some hope to Dill. Still with kick off at 18:30 local time tomorrow Dill's gonna be home early for an angry fuck.

    psst...Jack...you're using the nick you share with Mo now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    psst...Jack...you're using the nick you share with Mo now.

    Oh yeah, you're right. Still 3:1 to ski

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    I think that's more likely too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    I put Lawros comment on there because he's a scouse muppet who hardly ever gets it right but in this instance it may offer some hope to Dill. Still with kick off at 18:30 local time tomorrow Dill's gonna be home early for an angry fuck
    Ahh..... you got my Red Army repo then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Ahh..... you got my Red Army repo then
    Dill, I did and grateful for it i was too. For some reason the fukin Mods have disabled me Red button I can only cum in green

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    Man u haven't won at Chelsea since Fergie's been gone. Lost the last 5 there too, one clean sheet all season, it doesn't look very good.

    Dunno if I want them to win or get a good hiding anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Man u haven't won at Chelsea since Fergie's been gone. Lost the last 5 there too, one clean sheet all season, it doesn't look very good.

    Dunno if I want them to win or get a good hiding anymore
    You're not considering the walk of shame across to the,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I almost can't say it.....other side of town.

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    ^ I can reload in 3 days, you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^ I can reload in 3 days, you know
    Fuckin hell you must be younger than me. Once i've spunked me green it takes a week, Is this another Mods personalisation i've got? Anyway, i'm counting on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Dunno if I want them to win or get a good hiding anymore
    Dill, print this off before the game tomorrow and you too can get a touchline ban like the special one, you cona.


    Caralho - Means cock, literally.
    If they send you to caralho("vai para o caralho") they are probalby mad at you. It may also be used when someone gets hurt(Aí caralho que isto doeu!)
    Cona - Vagina/Pussy
    It can be used as an insult as well, we are pretty good at insults, by calling someone a "conas". Fell free to send to theirs mom's conas("vai para a cona da tua mãe!")
    Puta - Bitch/Hooker
    It can also be used as "filho da puta", meaning "son of a bitch".
    Merda - Shit.
    This one can be used to add injury to the insult by adding "de merda". Like "puta de merda", "estúpido de merda".
    Fodido - Fucked.
    Can be used to describe something hard("esta merda é fodida"). Can be used to describe a situation("uma situação fodida"). There's a derivation, "fodasse" or "fodax", it is used mostly as an interjection("fodasse, já me tramaram"). You can also say "vai-te foder"(go fuck youself).
    Cabrão - Kind of like a douche, but a big one.
    You can say "és um cabrão"
    From one on these are considered lighter curse words:
    Lixar - Literally to sand someone, but we use it as "screw".
    Like saying "isto é lixado" means that it's hard.
    Corno - Horn, to say that someone is the target of infidelity.
    Use it as "és um corno" or "andam a meter-te os cornos/andam a encornar-te"(you are being cheated on)

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    OK so bets on:


    Ski 3 Utd 1
    Citeh 4 Burnley 0
    Hammers 1 Totting 2
    Udders 0 Leepool 3

    and tomorrow

    Arse 3 Leics 0

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    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    OK so bets on:


    Ski 3 Utd 1
    Citeh 4 Burnley 0
    Hammers 1 Totting 2
    Udders 0 Leepool 3

    and tomorrow

    Arse 3 Leics 0
    Because of the interlull, the travelling and the lack of training together, I'd expect lower scores.

    Chelski 2 Merchandise Utd 1
    Manchester Dhabi 2 Burnley 0
    Wet Sham 1 Tiny Totts 2
    Ferretmunchers 0 Mickey Mousers 2

    and tomorrow

    Arse 2 King Power 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Because of the interlull, the travelling and the lack of training together, I'd expect lower scores.

    Chelski 2 Merchandise Utd 1
    Manchester Dhabi 2 Burnley 0
    Wet Sham 1 Tiny Totts 2
    Ferretmunchers 0 Mickey Mousers 2

    and tomorrow

    Arse 2 King Power 1

    You may have a point, will be interesting to see, for Leepool there's potential for them to be without Mane and Salah and thats gotta take 2 goals out. So Harry do your interests lie with any of the above? Mine is last on the list, bottom left.

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