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    Foetal Attraction


    United sign up wonderkid from ultrasound

    Manchester United have signed an unborn child, solely on the strength of a DVD of his ultrasound scan taken by the proud father.

    You've been famed

    The news comes just days after they shocked the world by revealing they had signed a nine year old boy on the strength of his YouTube video.
    "All babies kick," advised the child's Obstetrician, Dr Julius Limbani. "This baby however has displayed a remarkable array of flicks and feints as well."

    Playing with food

    The baby's mother spotted the talent at after only a few months: "The first time I noticed his skills was when he started playing keepy-uppy with a scotch egg I'd left balanced on my gut". In addition to impressive talent, he has also displayed adaptability by operating in a number of positions: "he spends most of his time in the middle but has been known to drift out to the left or the right."

    Milk Cup

    Although not due until November, it is understood that the footballing authorities have granted permission for the foetus to play in the early rounds of the League Cup. A special maternity version of the United kit is being prepared, replicas of which will be in the shops by Christmas.
    You know what 1B are AWESOME for?
    throwing at cats
    it only costs a single baht
    and they'll either chase it, or get hit by it and look pissed off
    I now use that system to value prices of things
    for example, a 3,000B slag has to be at least as awesome as three thousand catbahts

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    umm, can anyone say "wind-up"??

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