Immediate Vacancy at Barcelona...

[Bettyboo]

Yes YOU! 21 months, away you go and don't drop the soap in the shower!

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[Luigi]

Messi and his father, Jorge, have received the same sentence but under Spanish law a prison sentence under two years can be served on probation, meaning they are unlikely to serve any time.

Handy little law that.

[Bettyboo]

Well spotted, Luigi. Will he still be playing and earning while "serving his custodial sentence"?

It has been done before:



Not a bad team that one; obviously Johnny Wark and Russell Osman are the stand outs...

[Luigi]

Jorge Messi

The feckin' bulb off him.

[Loy Toy]

All seems a bit Messi to me.

Betty can you get your mop out and clean this messi up.

There's a good lad.

[BaitongBoy]

There'd be no mess if Butters was present...