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    NRL grand final 2015: ANZ Stadium switches beer taps to XXXX for Queensland fans

    THE historic all-Queensland NRL decider has created an unprecedented demand for the sunshine state’s most famous brew, forcing ANZ Stadium staff to reconfigure its 288 beer taps and wheel in 740 kegs of XXXX Gold.

    As many as 30,000 Queenslanders will flood across the border to see the Brisbane Broncos and the North Queensland Cowboys battle it out for NRL supremacy in front of a full house of more than 80,000 at ANZ Stadium.

    With the bureau predicting a Queensland-like 32C for Sydney Olympic Park on Sunday, the stadium caterers expect to sell a whopping 120,000 cups of beer on the day.

    Around 70 per cent of the beer taps have been switched to XXXX.
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    80,000 people and 120,000 "cups" of beer.

    One and a half cups each.

    Shifters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    "cups" of beer.

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    ^ Harr.


    More likely is this ............


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    cup of tea?

    shifter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    80,000 people and 120,000 "cups" of beer.

    One and a half cups each.

    Shifters.
    Yeah but it's XXXX.

    Cat piss that has been strained through the sock of a hobo with toenail fungus before being flushed down the sewerage system and bottled at the other end.

    Not even Aussies would drink much of that foul brew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Yeah but it's XXXX.
    Liquid gold.

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    As an NZ'er I shouldn't really be telling you this but, well, when Lion Nathan brought Castlemaine there was an added extra secret ingredient* put into XXXX.

    Of course Lion Nathan itself was then sold to the Japanese so there are now two** secret ingredients.






















    *ball-bag sweat from NPC rugby teams
    **left overs from bukkake film shoots

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    Phhhft.

    What would you know, a Zimbabwean Kiwi failed lowyer™

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    Just remember... ball-bag sweat and bukkake remnants...


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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    80,000 people and 120,000 "cups" of beer.

    One and a half cups each.

    Shifters.
    IME the queues are so long that is about all you can get

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    As an NZ'er I shouldn't really be telling you this but, well, when Lion Nathan brought Castlemaine there was an added extra secret ingredient* put into XXXX. Of course Lion Nathan itself was then sold to the Japanese so there are now two** secret ingredients. *ball-bag sweat from NPC rugby teams **left overs from bukkake film shoots
    Is this XXXX available in Thailand?

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    Yes but only with added ball-bag sweat. Porn is illegal here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    only with added ball-bag sweat.
    No worries.

    I can borrow some unwashed glasses from the bj bars.

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    Sure but it's like home brew, it will never quite taste the same as the real thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Sure but it's like home brew, it will never quite taste the same as the real thing.
    You speak as if you are a connoisseur, but I know your shifty cider drinking girl.

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    You speak as though one can't be a connoisseur of shifty, girly, cider!

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