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    American Football vs Masculine Sport

    What they playing,, I been watching some spiffy looking Ossie broads playing Rugby on my Sat. they look better and seem to play better than the guy teams.

    Finally got it figured I guess, Rugby kinda like American touch football that little kids and girls play, no rough stuff, but a hell of a lot of running.

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    idiot.
    much harder.
    no special teams.
    the kickers in the thick of it.
    you were probably watching touch rugby.
    the real thing is far more physical than your sily game and real men don't wear helmets and padding either.

    In fact an American friend of mine watched a rugby match with me last year and said if the yanks ever got a look at it, it would spell the end for American football.

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    Are you smoking that shit again, or just some cheap wine give ya the DTs?

    And you was sharing it with that American friend too , wernt ya??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    In fact an American friend of mine watched a rugby match with me last year and said if the yanks ever got a look at it, it would spell the end for American football.
    Americans do play it, and some play fairly well. But, you're right that American Football is for sissies.

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    I wasnt gonna bother bite CMN, its a bit like "cricket is like baseball" shit that u get, seems merkins need a comparision before they can comprehend anything....

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang View Post
    Are you smoking that shit again, or just some cheap wine give ya the DTs?

    And you was sharing it with that American friend too , wernt ya??
    Well lets just say,that they hit pretty godamn hard,'cept they don't wear those cissy helmuts or padding....and they certainly don't have a allround get-to-geather prayer before the game.nancys!

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    grid iron..more like curling iron!!.

    as for the ozzies and there ozzie rulzes, how gay is that, do they help each other into their shorts or what?.

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    ^ another post to ignore.

    tell ya wot, lets all agree that all sports R good and this whole my sport is better/harder/tuffer than urs is al complete bollocks akin to comapring sizes of wieners on the playground.

    i'm not really into tiddlywinks, baseball and gridion - but i kin watch those sports and say "yeah, looks like a game to me, no wonder the yanks like it etc etc etc....

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    I used to go to the World League at Wembley fairly often.

    I can't believe I just admitted that.

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    Merican Football, bunch of Fat Alberts, all padded up, the big poofy nancy boys there are, playing kick, run, huddle, ad infintum.
    Best thing bout Merican foot ball the Cheer leader Chicks flashing their wide gash at ever opportunity.

    Well, The hot dogs ain't bad either.

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    Anybody that says American football is a pussy sport in comparison to any other sport just doesnt understand the game.

    If they didnt wear pads and helmets while playing this game there would be several players taken off the field on stretchers in every game.

    I'll leave it at that.

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    FFS- did ya read me post above?

    not only do most Merkins i eva met have no sense o humour, they continually spout pointless drivel .....

    but we all jealous of the leaders of the free world, yadda yadda yadda

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    Just tryin to figure out the rules to the game, made my observations and if ya can't take that then take this,

    Far as that cricket shit goes , seems like the same rules apply to batting or drinking yer foking Tea, Keep yer Left elbow High and yer right pinky finner straight out like a small boys dick.

    More about the rules to pitching next time.

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    ^ yep. whateva. confirm the sterotype dickhead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb
    confirm the sterotype dickhead.
    Well I think that you are it..

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    whateva.
    Last edited by kingwilly; 14-06-2007 at 02:58 PM.

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    Well naturally not..

    But how do you wank something that small and limber?? Must take years of practice..

    I see in your avitar that you have a girly and her very own motorcycle,, most american girls ride that same type..

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    ner ner nerner ner

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    Gaelic football. A real man's sport!


    The object is to get the ball across the line without being gang-banged by the other team.

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    There is gealic football and Hurling, both tough games.

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    I hear Marmers and Peter Pan's point on American Football.

    For about 7-8 years I've stopped following it, now.

    1. The game (plays) stop and start constently. Stop, start, stop, start

    2. Too many commericial time-outs and breaks. Even when you go to a game in person.

    3. Arrogant players that are prima donnas. Wide Reveiever Terrel Owens, for example. It's a team sport.

    4. Super Bowl is way over-hyped.

    5. Tickets expensive, food overpriced crap, fans treated like idiots.
    ............

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    Quote Originally Posted by flash View Post
    There is gealic football and Hurling, both tough games.
    I've played both. Gaelic football's gone soft, you're no longer allowed to punch a member of the other team in the face unless he's actually carrying the ball

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    Gaelic football's gone soft
    Yeah, those pussy's don't want to play International Rules anymore because we're too rough.

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    I should add that I think the real rip-off is the Premier League.

    1. Top 2-3 are the contenders.

    2. 4-5th teams beat the top 1 and 2 once in a while

    3. not a comeback sport. If a team goes up 2-0 it's over

    4. too much simulation

    5. referees are bad. Very below average

    6. fans treated like garbage with ticket prices.

    7. Over hype

    8. Fans often tell me "we won!" But they don't say that the game was a bad ond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang View Post
    Just tryin to figure out the rules to the game, made my observations and if ya can't take that then take this,

    Far as that cricket shit goes , seems like the same rules apply to batting or drinking yer foking Tea, Keep yer Left elbow High and yer right pinky finner straight out like a small boys dick.

    More about the rules to pitching next time.
    Don't stop now, BG.
    You got 'em going!

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