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Dear Betty,
How are you?
We haven't seen you around the cricket thread for a while and we are starting to get worried about you. Bob and cyrille told me to tell you to 'come and help' them too.
Could you please come over and just tell us that you are 'O.K' if you see this?
Love always;
Wally Dorian Raffles IV
1542 posts in The Cricket Thread
Did the poms win anything lately?
Yes, they won a draw with the wobblies. But they may not the second time.
Won a draw? :rofl:
^^ Hehe Nice one harry! :) And where have you been too?? Don't follow cricket anymore??
^They haven't won a thing willy. The English cricket team is in crisis and the fans have deserted them
Hello Wally, nice to hear from you. I'm bored of the rambling idiots such as T57, so am just posting less. Have been watching the cricket, managed a draw and a loss against a very average Sri Lanka, at home... :( Now doing pretty badly against an average Indian side, at home... Piss poor to be honest. I'm thinking Cook needs a rest, 6 months away from international cricket then let him fight his way back in - he is good enough, but has been a burden for too long now... It'd be nice if Bell added some more runs too. The Yorkshire lads are doing well for us with the bat or we'd be losing every game. We need some new blood in the bowling lineup; pace and spin. We also need at least another quality batsman, if not 2 or 3. Not looking good...
Do new posts jostle each other out of the way when Australia play series against Sri Lanka and India, wally?
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Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
TBH I forgot it was on, so turned it on half an hour ago and we've lost two wickets already.
But at least it looks like we'll match their score or thereabouts.
But no chance of winning a draw in this one.
:)
Good to see you around old girl :hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
Don't let Terry bully you. Tell him to stick his firehose where the sun don't shine.
Come back to the cricket thread. I promise I will be as nice as possible - English cricket is having a crisis you know, and your team needs you. C'mon! One for the gipper! :)
Hiya could you be nice to Mr 5-0..... :rofl:
Shut the fuck up willy. I'm trying to get the bitch back in the cricket thread to force her to discuss the English cricket crisis!!!
Hi again Betty :hug:
Please come back to the cricket thread. Willy is a big cock isn't he :hug:
We miss you.
Love,
Wally
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Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
England are not in crisis; it's only 10 games we haven't won one in, could be worse...
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Originally Posted by Bettyboo
10 lost tests - including a 5-0 drubbingQuote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
One top batsman lost to stress related illness
The TOP batsman sacked
Top spinner retired mid series
Next best spinner busy pissing in nightclubs and chasing young girls on Facebook
Best paceman on his last legs and finally been held account for his bullish personality
Keeper quits because he can't handle the heat in the kitchen
A captain who cannot buy a run and who as also been exposed as having as much tactical nouse as a turnip , etc. etc.
And you think there is no crisis??
Gawwd woman you can be stubborn!
Just come back to the cricket thread and lets talk about tte crisis at hand Betty. Gawwd help you poor poms :)
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Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
how they doing against the curry munchers ?
^ You mean India titan? The poms lost at Lords for the first time in 80 years against them :party:
Betty is our good luck charm Willy.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingwilly
Her brash predictions more than often turn out to be our blessings - go on, welcome her back to the thread with open arms :)
Robson the reject Aussie just got out for the poms. That's another part of the crisis Betty - according to the article I posted recently in the cricket thread, young Sam Robson's dreams of being a star opening bat for England just may turn out to be HIS LAST DEATH WISH as the few Aussie traitors who have taken such treacherous paths in the past have mostly led short and tragic lives.
No crisis you say? Sheeesh! There is a young Australian lad's life on the line here!!
To: Betty / From: The Cricket Thread
get fucked :)
indeed I do , is curry muncher racist ? :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
oh my stars :england:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
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Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
Yes, it is - cricket is a gentleman's sport after all, so we don't use words like that in the cricket thread anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by titan
Things like "pommy bastard" are fine though :)
Compulsory actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wally Dorian RafflesQuote:
Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
Yes, it is - cricket is a gentleman's sport after all, so we don't use words like that in the cricket thread anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by titan
Things like "pommy bastard" are fine though :)
And betty still owes me 5 pints.
Backed England at 6/5 so I'm a happy bunny. But not in Thailand of course, that would be illegal.
:)